Simona Blat

writer & bookseller @blackspringbk

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

new dating profile just dropped https://t.co/2wRAQH6el6

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

tfw the cat and i use out respective toilets at the same time 🥹

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

men like your high ponytail cus they actually just wanna fuck a horse

[trash jones @jzux]

unfortunately "nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen" is an immediate banger. repeating it into the mirror every morning like an affirmation

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

walking around zara counting all the matchas that have been left behind

[frick @gofrickurself]

We’re all just dogs in God’s hot car

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

"on the rocks" is a very cunty way to ask for ice tbh

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

i love how the love is blind france cameramen are trying so hard to not film them smoking but every scene is surrounded by smoke 😂

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

nyers, is it just me or does anyone else feel like were gonna pay for this weather later?

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

every day i pray ill get into a cash cab

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

dont catch feelings?! my whole life is about catching feelings

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

two tauruses on a date

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

hi, its me

[𖧧 @reidahad]

normalize having a threatening aura but really just being a sweetheart

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

are book tours back cus things are seeming fun out there

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

my review for everything is "its fine" cus there is no way everything is "amazing"

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

labubu is ugly wtf is wrong w everyone

[Simona Blat @simonablat]

i think we all collectively as a society really need liam nessom and pamela anderson to get together so we can have hope back