Simon James

[Simon James @simonajames]

Got on the wrong tube line.

[Simon James @simonajames]

Just saw a glimmer of hope. Maybe old friendships may stand the test of time. I hope so.

[Simon James @simonajames]

Has nearly got a tune.

[Simon James @simonajames]

The dog days are over.

[Simon James @simonajames]

Likes it when he finds money on his wallet that he did not know was there.

[Simon James @simonajames]

An early draft of the Declaration of Independence included a line by Benjamin Franklin inviting King George to 'kisse our collective arse.'

[Simon James @simonajames]

Needs more inspiration ...

[Simon James @simonajames]

Ugh, why would you do that!

[Simon James @simonajames]

Cant believe my mother is using Twitter more than me

[Simon James @simonajames]

Body clock is still out after returning from California

[Simon James @simonajames]

trying to dump mysql databases with foreign keys is an arse!