Simon Allardice

Formerly of nature fame. Brit living in Walnut Creek, CA. #ITFC Fan. Opinions formed by me.

[Simon Allardice @simonallardice]

@ChayaRaichik10 Hahaha, no they’re not. Stop being such a twat.

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@Pharmdca Is this the beginning of the long-awaited $PAVM comeback, you think?

[Ipswich Town @IpswichTown]

A strike worthy of winning any game. 🤯

#itfc

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@RepMTG It’s hard to convey just how stupid you are.

[Ipswich Town @IpswichTown]

⏱ NEVER WRITE US OFF.

#itfc

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#ITFC

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So nice to be able to cast games to the tv now. #TownTV #ITFC

[Simon Allardice @simonallardice]

This is a great app for anyone in California.

[Watch Duty @watchdutyapp]

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@JenniferTru07 I make fabulous roast potatoes. Just saying. Anyway, enjoy the vacay!!

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I still can’t believe that someone recently told me that this asshole is a “good guy” and not anti-vaccine. Absolute drivel: https://t.co/7xQqc2zkta

[marty.com @martymadrid]

This is the greatest TikTok I’ve seen this year … I would watch this as a series on Netflix

[Synthego @Synthego]

Today in 1934, the NY Times erroneously declared Babe Ruth's 700 HR record would stand for all time. We all make mistakes, don't let your #CRISPR experiment bring you down. #CRISPRdoneForYou 👉https://t.co/BBFHJAjSeq

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@RobMayeda @nbcbayarea @JessAguirreNBC @KeepTahoeBlue Disgusting. People are so consistently disappointing.

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@BettinaBoomBoom @925mlbfan Can only just make it out coz of long exposure on iPhone, I’d say it’s pretty much knocked out.

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@BettinaBoomBoom @925mlbfan Looks much much smaller now.

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@Argyle Burger King Power Stadium?

[Debunk the Funk @Debunk_the_Funk]

This is a real page from RFK Jr.'s book where he praises a doctor for injecting ozone into people's butt-cheeks in order to treat COVID. Yup. According to Bobby K., injecting literal ozone into your butt is good, but vaccines are bad...