Simon Andrews

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@emirates why do you have screen tapping games on people’s headrests , sadly some people that fly are that dumb they think it’s great to bash your head on a 7hr flight

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@elonmusk yeah but in the UK, i’m still waiting over two weeks for installation while you bill me for the service ?

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

hey @elonmusk , would be great if you can check what’s the deal with your UK installation teams for @Starlink , i got mine two weeks ago and no install yet but half a months bill

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@SimplyUtd you look like your in Tiara Residence, did you buy Anelka’s appartment, i used to love there and watch him on his BMX , postive vibes Patrice , all safe here brother

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

who at the @BBCSport decided to put this hypnotic background on this show , wow dreadful #SportsPersonalityoftheYear

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@fia why do you feel fans want to hear Rave Music up to 2 mins before race start time instead of commentary ? @qatargplive

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

The #Mosque in Hartlepool that was attacked by far right thugs.
Last year it gave £25k to the British Legion through the sale of poppies
Cooked over 25k meals for people in Hartlepool who were hungry
Anybody got a list of what the far right thugs have done for their communities?

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@bisping It’s got to be the Last Dragon @bisping , just to show him Leroy and Sho’Nuf

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@KLM @KLM_UK @AirFranceKLM you cancel my flight and point me to call a contact Centre in the UAE that’s closed 🤬🤬🤬 really !!!

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@virginmedia over 6hrs and still your bots keep me waiting to cancel my account , if you don’t reply within like 2 mins you get
Bounced to the back of the queue

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@virginmedia 6hrs I have been waiting to cancel my account , your bots give you less than 5 mins to respond after a 2hr wait for customer service , awful

[Stephen Uzzell @StephenUzzell2]

4-year-old Istvan Reiner smiles for a portrait shortly before being murdered in the Auschwitz concentration camp.

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@Churchill @Churchill and @LandRover_UK need to sort this out , it’s cost me 3 months of no claims, had to cancel policy, why would anyone buy an @LandRover_UK , Churchill won’t provide cover at any cost ? but will direct you to @Darwin_UK part of parent group #poorcustomerexperience

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@Churchill are now not providing car insurance for @LandRover_UK Range Rovers , this is ridiculous, very frustrated

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

Hey @emirates got an amazing idea to make you more child friendly, why not design a high chair for kids bigger than bassinet, 9mths-2 years so you can feed them without them being on your lap , cheap design but huge value for travelling families

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@X5MJD the balti pie gets an upgrade

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@AirNZMedia what gives??? our 8:30 flight Auckland to Christchurch is delayed through no crew 🤷🏽‍♂️ but you depart the same destination 9am flight first at the next gate ??? , some shit KPI’s you have right there as your 9am staff passed our sleeping baby

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@JetstarAirways thanks 💩get us airside with an 8 month old baby & cancel flight (approx. 20 pax) via an email, callous customer service, we now pay double to @AirNZMedia & lose a days camper hire, 1000 NZD per day , duty manager was appalling asking us to queue again 👶🏼 #callous

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@DarthPutinKGB move your conscription booth to Male airport, your boys are all here in special training by the pools, you can spot them they all wear Philip plein t-shirts and are playing games, drinking vodka cocktails, they say they are Uri from Canada (undercover tankies)

[Simon Andrews @simonandrews99]

@RishiSunak stick this on your top 5 eh? Never mind a list, and manifesto rubbish, either get the NHs working or privatise it quickly, either way investment is needed.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Distress warning…

This was Kenneth Shadbolt’s last phone call before he died waiting 5hrs for an ambulance

There was no strike that day

Just a chronically underfunded NHS and ambulance service.

Don’t let the liars tell you otherwise.