Simon Asaad

Quiz host/DJ/Standup Comedian/Presenter/Entertainer/Plus Size Model/General All-Round Good Guy...there's nothing he can't do

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Queen, AC/DC, Linkin Park

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@LaughingLatina Do you have other days and times still available? I can't DM you

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@_onlyscott Angel di maria

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@TestoConsultant Double

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@TestoConsultant 4

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@TestoConsultant Hyper

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@TestoConsultant 3

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@TestoConsultant WOOD

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@mcfc_gloryy @Feastables Aubameyang

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@ToonMouthTyne I would go Vlahovic for striker...Juve are willing to let him go for €15m! He's 25, has bags of experience, would be more than adequate as back up and in the 2 with Isak

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@toonchants OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH?
OOH A HEADER ON A PLATE FOR DAN BURN
THEY SAY WITH HEADERS BURN SCORES FIRST
OOH HEADER ON A PLATE FOR DAN BURN

To the tune of Heaven Is A Place ON Earth (my original chant haha)

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@thomashammond__ Dan burn so I could chant "ooh baby do you know what's that's worth, ooh a header on a plate for Dan Burn, they say with headers, burn comes first, ooh header on a plate for Dan burn"

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@SoVeryBritish I'd like you to meet my tiny mate

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@SoVeryBritish There's also "Sorry?", "With all due respect" and "to be fair"

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@merelisnotabird @ESCinConcert @AFASLive @bbceurovision Fuck off you cunt

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@morellifit @MindUnleash_ Free

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Yes guys! BRAND NEW QUIZ NIGHT! Catch me tonight and every Wednesday night at 6pm at the Pitcher & Piano in Newcastle and make sure to follow @CompleatQuiz to get the #CompleatClue to help you answer one of tonight's jackpot questions! See you there!

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