Simon Askwith

carp mad for over 20 years and still loving it,Weston park syndicate member, U.K. pb 36-14.owner of ketley brook motor company

[Sports Illustrated FC @SI_FootballClub]

The tackle is so late it's been reported absent from class today. https://t.co/DQKILanunb

[Geoff and GD Velvet 🦮 @g_hellowell]

The wife and I Went to our local retail park this morning to buy pet food. Hmmm correct me if I am wrong but @Matalan don’t sell pet food but we were in there for half a hour 😒

[Geeza. #Brexit #FreeTommyRobinson @Geezajay2013]

Do you recognise this man?

He head butted a 22 year old female on a train from London to Orpington. He then got off the train at Petts Wood. If you know him, please call Bromley Police.

Retweet the hell out of this. Let's get him identified.
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[Cynical Humor @cynicalhumor]

Can men/women who are both attracted to each other be friends without getting jealous?

[Geoff and GD Velvet 🦮 @g_hellowell]

@simonaskwith79 hello thank you for following me there is a tweet to Twitter about accessible images for the blind pinned on my profile please could you retweet it

[BLOKE CHAT @BlokeChat]

😂😂😂

[Keep Jack and Luke Walking @lukeslittlelegs]

Can you retweet please to keep our little red man playing football? YNWA. https://t.co/UdANODQDvr

[Def Leppard @DefLeppard]

Can you feel it? Do you believe it?
The entire catalogue is available to stream & download now!

Tickets for the UK Hysteria Tour in December go on sale on 26 January via https://t.co/nezFal08S0

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Gambling has brought our family together.

We had to move to a smaller house.

[Captain Kidd @kidd_kong78]

When you come in late from the pub

[Cyrille Regis Legacy Trust @cyrilleregis]

Thank you for the love & support you have shown us.  Every comment & tribute is so precious to us & we will be sure to read every one of them. We appreciate the calls & messages, we ask that you bear with us whilst we try to come to terms with losing Cyrille. The Regis Family x