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Garden Designer. Tortoise enthusiasts. Vegan. Bette Davis. Kate Bush. Black & white movies. Agatha Christie. Dogs. British Royal Family, Queen Elizabeth

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@kevlondon4 Am I the only person who’s wondering what on earth that older lady with blonde hair, rucksack & dressed in green was doing?.
She appeared to just keep walking in the middle of the ruckus, or try & talk to the security guard, who obviously had bigger fish to fry!. Who was she?

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@Slave4Extreme Slave

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@Saskiaaa_____ Was this happening in England?.
Why wasn’t there any civil people on that bus who knew how to behave?.
Why weren’t the buggies folded up?.
Why was the driver so unhelpful?.
Why did that guy stick a camera in the guys face?.
Why didn’t the driver radio ahead like he asked?

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@t_kobs You look super hot in that suit, I would like to see the complete picture though, as I’m sure your legs, bulge & bum are equally sexy! Xx

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@t_kobs Wow! That is incredible….i love it!,
I’d like to kiss you, but for goodness sake don’t drop dead!.
I also love the way your beating time with your leg!,
Incidentally , you have gorgeous legs, I hope that you regularly rock short shorts!. Xx

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@CarterCollectab Yes! I still have mine!!

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@sebshearer @LiamHalligan @_daily_politics Surely Ben Fogle is the exception to this rule,
as, in my opinion, he has gorgeous legs & looks fantastic in his trademark short shorts!.
I hope you agree with this @LiamHalligan ?.

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@BBCTheOneShow Ben isn’t wearing his short shorts like he did on the show!

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@karzkid6 He played Peter Beale in Eastenders from 2013 - 2015.
I have an Eastenders calendar from that time, with Peter (Ben Hardy) behind the chippy counter, topless & wearing a white hat, passing a large jar of pickled onions to an seemingly also naked Dot Cotton/Branning June Brown RIP

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@bagshaw2112 The wonderful
Marti Cain R.I.P🙏

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@EliasTimberfox Elias, is that the heaviest weight you wear, or can you stand more?.
Practicality, how long can weights be worn for?.
I think you look fantastic mate, well done! Xx

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@archivetvmus71 @amandabarrie11 I LOVED Mapp & Lucia!
Both Prunella & Geraldine were superb in their roles.

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@LairdOfThManor James’ suit is too big for him, but he obviously wants to be dressed like that.
He obviously has product in his hair, & is undoubtedly styled just like his friends.
At the moment he isn’t a working member of the Royal Family, so as long as he is clean & smart, leave him alone.

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@LairdOfThManor Now that James, Earl of Wessex has turned 18,
I hope he accepts the HRH title he is entitled to, & becomes a hard working member of the British Royal Family, -
HRH Prince James of Edinburgh

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@LairdOfThManor I’m sure that James, Earl of Wessex is a fantastic young man.
His Mum & Dad are hard working members of the Royal Family, & his sister, Lady Louise is very popular, & was by her late Grandparents, Queen Elizabeth & Prince Philip.
With the role models he has, he’ll do well!

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@bob_henner19483 @first_time1069 Am I right in thinking that was Superglue?. Xx

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@HMarturio What do they keep doing with the towel, are they mopping up his precum, or is there another reason?, Xx

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@Classicbritcom Happy Birthday Perry!
I have been watching you this week in three different programs.
1, You Rang, My Lord?.
2, Oh, Doctor Beeching!
3, Benidorm
I hope you’re well & having a fantastic day mate! Xx

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@LugarCinema Can somebody please translate the name of this film into English?.
Thank you for your help🙏

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@Farmersam2021 This is exactly the type film I want. Seeing guys lined up in your milking parlour, having their bollocks tied up & then being milked of all their cum is so horny! Imagine having rows of guys all being drained by your machines, whilst they just helplessly stand there. WOW!