Simon B Cotter

Stand up comic.

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@BrentPiaskoski 1 year of joy and 35 years of disappointment Hawks brought me and I am still praying they resign Lynch.Punishment Glutton?

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@BrentButt No. All the Bieber stuff was 2014.

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Hey! I'm hosting the Laughter for the Arts fundraiser comedy show on December 29th at 8pm at Hugh's Room.For tickets/info call (416)5316604

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Hey everyone, I am being featured on a CBC show on Baby Boomers tonight at 9 pm

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Who is working where NY Eve.?

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Debra Di Giovani has already agreed to do LFTA in 2013 . I have the coolest friends.

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Jessica Holmes stepped in last night at LFTA for a sick Debra D and brought the house down . Really funny set.

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Laughter for the Arts Show rocked last night. Derek Edwards and Glen Foster killed.

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@tenzinthinleyTO thought I put it in park but it was in neutral , Rolled back and almost ripped the open door off. Drank after accident

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Bad things happen in 3''s lost at poker, car accident, going to watch Dane Cook movie just to be safe

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@ryanbelleville pay it with MasterCard it makes you feel like you are making progress.

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3 days to Les Mis. I think there is something else happening that day too.

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35 years of driving and the first thing I hit is a house. It ran out right in front of me.

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@pattonoswalt Best part about a Les Mis blockbuster is I get to blow the dust off a 15 year old bit.

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@pattonoswalt I'm looking forward to Les Mis. I have't cried since Bush was re elected.plus Hugh gets to wear his Wolverine sideburns again

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@tcgcomedy Daulton is baby sitting for us today I left food in the fridge because I didn't think he could be trusted with pizza cash

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@CharlieCurrie they can keep out the nuts but not the nut jobs.

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@zedlacher Enjoy the sunshine and random homicides.