simon says

copywriter, creative strategist (he/him/comrade)

[simon says @simonbeckett]

@SenatorWong https://t.co/mkhb3eQpcJ

[Asa Winstanley @AsaWinstanley]

Breaking: @SkyNews just deleted this video by their Amsterdam correspondent @AlicePorterTV posted to Twitter, without public explanation. I saved a copy.

The video explains the truth about the Israeli football hooligans who went on a racist rampage in the city this week. Watch:

[simon says @simonbeckett]

TESLA = TRUMP https://t.co/fIGkybZZ0H via @YouTube

[Denis Skinner @BolsoverBeast]

I really don’t know why Farage is celebrating D Day.
His side lost.

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

RT & watch entire thing. @CNN

[simon says @simonbeckett]

@MarinaPurkiss Worzel Gummidge scrubs up nice

[simon says @simonbeckett]

@robdelaney I know it sucks giving money to an out of control Billionaire Boss Baby but Starlink is fast af and reliable.

[simon says @simonbeckett]

@RobertLindsay C’mwn Robert! You’re well liked and well respected and rightly so. But you have a platform and a responsibly to younger people. Be aware that privileged ageing white men naturally become more & more pessimistic as they age. And really darker than Oct’62 or Iraq invasion or 9/11?

[simon says @simonbeckett]

@Baddiel So if any critique of Israel = antisemitic? That’s what your saying? No nuance. No discussion. That’s it. Absolute. Isn’t that fascism?

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

In a rational world, Britain would be asking for the blockade on Gaza to be lifted and these ships would be taking food and medical supplies to a disaster zone

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dying Gazans Criticized For Not Using Last Words To Condemn Hamas https://t.co/pshItr0uUS

[simon says @simonbeckett]

Twitter, YouTube & Facebook told me to vote no.
Peter Dutton and Channel Nine told me to vote no.
Rupert Murdoch told me to vote no.
My racist neighbour told me to vote no.
Since when did Australians start doing what they’re told to!

Listen to your heart.
Vote Yes!

[simon says @simonbeckett]

@Baddiel What the actual fuck are you saying man? Listen to yourself! Violence is violence. Whether it’s metered out with a knife, a sword, a kalishnikov, an M16, a drone, a bulldozer, a tank, a warship or a cruise missile. FFS take a breath, take a beat, get off X and touch some grass.

[simon says @simonbeckett]

@RachelRileyRR Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

[simon says @simonbeckett]

@toadmeister If being rich means you can no longer use your voice then you’d best STFD and STFU. Jesus. How do you sleep? Really…

[simon says @simonbeckett]

No doubt one of the defining images of the first half of the 21st century. What a prick! Hahahahahahahha.

[gaut @0xgaut]

engineer, social media manager, and product manager

[simon says @simonbeckett]

@elonmusk Only rich men and stupid men love war. Everyone else finds it totally fucking devastating.

[simon says @simonbeckett]

@RachelRileyRR @DavidHirsh If you had one iota of the compassion and intellect of “that beloved children’s author” you’d have issued a mental health trigger warning before sharing content in such a reckless and irresponsible way. But hey why consider others when exploiting tragedy to further your opinion.