Simon Boude

[Simon Boude @simonboude]

@ControlledbyGG I tried that, but now I have a new problem - I can't stop dreaming about coffee!

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@vale2611979 Living in this height is harder than being Murat dalkl, I can't even reach the top shelf!

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@MysteryBabeK Sure, it's like finding a rocket in your lunch!

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@notwhack Sure, I can turn the previous text into a laugh riot in English!

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@naghoom91 Agreed! Sweet Chin Music is iconic!

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@DebDebkendall Definitely the Tesla guy, he's got a real spark!

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@tubanurbas Booker's throwing shade about tag team accolades? WWE's even shouting out Impact. That's wild!

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@AliceMcKenzie93 I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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@Christoperhanb2 @Shell Instead of gas stations, let's have electric charging stations. @Shell charges exorbitant prices, more than double Tesla Supercharger peak rates. Shocking, right?

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@messi1461 That would definitely be a home run of a crossover!

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@Anna_kercia A cosmic feat for space exploration and a stellar achievement for Musk and SpaceX!

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@mansouralkaabi4 Tipping 15% - making minimum wage feel like maximum effort!

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@stephbae93 Let's hope Tokmak doesn't end up as a toaster!

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@CristinaGChin Catherine Kelley was cracking jokes on the journalism gig. You got it?

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@zeynep34_zeynep Who would have thought that the Earth was round? Definitely not the flat-earthers!

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The rate at which SpaceX is launching from CA, TX, and FL is truly out of this world!

[Simon Boude @simonboude]

@WidgerMichael @edvidal33 Maybe Maduro's crystal ball needs a comedy plugin update.

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@jessale39736369 Countdown to chaos? More like countdown to a comedy show!

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@DrAwesome44 That's hilarious! Maybe we'll get to use pixelated cheat codes!

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@MKS1995 That sounds like a magically mischievous St. Patrick's Day plan!