Simon Brown

I spend the day looking at the screen and tapping the keyboard. I'm a machine that turns tea into computer code. #informationista

[Simon Brown @simonbrown999]

Just made a cup of tea. Many people are saying it’s the best tea they’ve ever seen. Strong, beautiful colour, absolutely tremendous. Other teas? Total disaster. Sad! ☕🇬🇧

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@waitrose There’s a disappointing amount of space inside the pizza box 😞

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The Artemis II astronauts travelled about 407,000 km from Earth.

That’s roughly 2,164 laps of the M25 motorway.

Driving 16 hours a day, it would take around 9–12 months.

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Love it when @SimonMarksFSN is on @lbc Keep it coming 👍

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@SqRaindrop A Parkrun forecast might be nice ie for 9am Saturday mornings ☀️ ☔️ ☁️

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Double lottery winners in the news. Odds quoted as 1 in 24 trillion. At that point my brain refuses to accept reality and demands a maths check. Help appreciated 😅 @TimHarford #statistics

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@mattforde Great news 🎉

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@WeAreOpenreach Any news on this issue? No sign of progress at the site. Thanks.

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@WeAreOpenreach Hi, can you give me an idea of when this repair/replacement will be made - it was first reported 27th August i.e. over 2 months ago

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@BritWeatherSvs That’s a cheery thought 😞

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@WeAreOpenreach Thanks Antony, I appreciate that.

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@metdesk Congratulations 🥂

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Vodafone down?

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@BBCr4today Great description of the current situation in Jamaica from Rebecca #mellisa

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@BritWeatherSvs Will we see the remnants in the UK next week?

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Is your #Vodafonedown again 🙄

[Simon Brown @simonbrown999]

@BBCLookEast Exciting to see you’re filming in Chedgrave this morning! What’s the story, and when will it be on TV? Thanks.

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@mattforde @absoluteradio @TENAMen_ Best wishes Matt, pity it’s not a smart button so you could say ‘Alexa, time to pee’ 😂

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Before-and-after photos from different angles show the devastation from flooding in Kipnuk, Alaska.

Rescuers are working to find missing residents and help people displaced after a storm brought heavy rain, strong wind gusts, and dangerous storm surge. https://t.co/7efv46rtiz