Baron Beau Brummell

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

Yo @RoyalSurrey I was at the hospital for about 1hr 15mins, paid for parking as I expected using your ridiculously convoluted system and have somehow been charged twice. Can you explain?

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

#warhammer40k being discussed on @BBCRadio2 is wild but pure joy!

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

Sounds like the boys at @HeybridgeFC have been busy.

[England @England]

...and then, one night in Rome...

[John Lewis & Partners @JohnLewisRetail]

Good thing we have a recycling service for old pre-loved furniture 🛋🚫👋

[John Lewis & Partners @JohnLewisRetail]

Time for an interiors refresh? 🛋✨We pride our Home Design Service on having something for *almost* everyone 👀 https://t.co/hbWsjU4sm1

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

#Census2021 I hope every government official completed their census on their own and on their own time. Not by their PA on taxpayer time.... #corruptAF #professionalliars

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

#census2021 what do you do for work? I work in a supermarket. What do you actually do though? Well I guess I put beans on a shelf.... wtf

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

#Census2021 I worship Mr Blobby and have 3 heads. Far too authoritarian for my liking

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

#census2021 do you need to know my inside leg measurement too? This is horseshit of the highest order.

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

@VodafoneUK bin your useless Tobi AI thing. I’ve been having 4G connection issues for best part of a week and apparently there’s no issues in my area.

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

So #COD Cold War doesn’t actually download the game. It downloads the free Warzone game... literally fuck you @activision I hate everything that COD has become 😡

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

Fuck you Branson. You NHS suing fuckhead.

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

@TobyRyan88 She’ll give a motivational speech in a Cyrus from The Warriors fashion (minus the death)

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

It’s May 3rd 2027, 7 years after the Corona Virus wiped out 1/2 of humanity. Madeline McCann appears from her 20 year self isolation to reunite the world. #calledit

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

@SaintZoZo @shesinscrubs Crazy swearing lady, you stand accused. Accused of being batshit cray

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

@TobyRyan88 And now I’m sad 😢

[Baron Beau Brummell @simonbrummell]

@Pokemon #PokemonSwordandShield #BringBackNationalDex

[Brandon S. @ShatteredSky218]

Thanks, @Pokemon. Looks like I can save some money when Sword and Shield releases. (Photo credit to /u/bionui123) #PokemonSwordShield

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