Simon Cabron

Just an average Cabron, trying to prevent the smoking gun from becoming a mushroom stamp.

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@NuclearPine @ZacksJerryRig I was mostly joking. I'm pretty sure this video/announcement was just designed to pump the IPO

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@NuclearPine @ZacksJerryRig I'm guessing they'll just let them fall to earth every couple of years like they do with the starlink satellites. Constantly buying, building, and launching data centers in space will keep the circular economy going for a while

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@blondiebronte @mattrife Frosted tips in 2026 is wild af

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@Janice9_36 Lol, fucking Gorgoroth shirt

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@JamesTrvdes What happens when you run out of house?

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@D3monEX It's great. I played it way later, like PS2 era, and loved it. You have to be into old school JRPGs to appreciate it, but it's one of the best

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@JohnsonMat49053 @PinkNews My kid learned to read an analog clock in the beginning of first grade.

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@Germania_Freyja 👀

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@perfilrare True Tears, Angel Beats, Clannad, Kanon, Sora

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@coinsultants @Cernovich Yeah, wtf. I read about this way before markets opened

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@slinkynutts @JoeRoganRecaps Lol, holy shit. Receipts!

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@Isabel55326641 @InTheAssembly 💯 Cisneros is a multimillionaire lotto winner. $15k is pocket change

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@flowthread1 @tanpukunokami I haven't seen the whole video, so maybe the crab legs vendor paid him for promotion. If so, they should have mentioned that throwing the crab on the street is a bad idea. Seems like that would reflect poorly on the shop's reputation too.

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@iammal @tanpukunokami That's a street somewhere in Japan. The writing is Japanese and there's a sign that says, "Japan No. 1 Yogurt Ice Cream Cafe." People like Johnny Somali are way worse, but this behavior is still disrespectful, and tourists have a bad enough rep in Japan as is.

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@KaleGreas @drinkonsaturday Exactly. "There's been a shooting" and hang up? So the cops arrive thinking they're in an active shooting situation, then see you have a gun on you... Sounds like a really bad idea.

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@michaeloburns Yes.

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@WhiteA55hole @downbadcomment Lol, it's gay to be affectionate with a feminine animal and totally straight to be affectionate with a big, strong manly animal? Fuuuuuuk bro, I've been going about this straight thing all wrong

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@BellaBaddie__ Water, iced tea, and flavored sparkling water

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@theaichbee @RedWolfMMA I mean, he's the head of UFC, of course he's going to have a picture of a UFC match hanging on his wall

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@TrexCharms @PatchoSombrero yb detcetorP
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