Simon Calvert

youth's a mask and it don't last! live it long and live it fast!

[Matty Weirs @mattyweirs]

Jesus Christ I thought it was bullshit about it gonna snow 🙈🙈🙈

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

@HotonTownFC @lawsa1_988 it's at home.

[Mattie Rogers @mattie_rogers]

Take a nap right here. #guhnight

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

just a light lunch. #nofrieswiththat

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

I don't drink carbonated beverages early in the morning. but for some reason I appear to be wanting one today.

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

decisions! decisions! which way to go!

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

catching Pokemon is going too far!

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

when gloss painting don't rest your head against the part you've just done. you will look like dickie davies! #itv7 #mallinstreak

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

happy birthday grace. #20 today #20 a day

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

only 2 years until leavers prom for these 2!

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

Sunday morning in asda!

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

on my way back! # Newyork to Newbottle # cold spring to houghton le spring

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

Saturday morning at asda!

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

100 degrees in fort Worth. I'm medium rare! #BBQme

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

99 degrees in texas today! think I'll go for a steak! #keepaspaceformeatthegrill

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

hoping for 6 winners at York races today! 🐖🚁 #booze #breakfast #morebooze #lunch #morebooze # sensible gambling decisions.

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

nothing beats the adrenaline rush of nearly missing your plane home! not even Friday Yabadabadoo time! made it 3 minutes to go last night!

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

I love french football! positive! attacking! full of ideas! great away from home too!

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

practicing eating chilli before I go to texas! #tastebud # competitive #ibetyourstetson #keepaspaceformeatthebar

[Simon Calvert @simoncalvert67]

football - never fails to disappoint! could be worse me team could be Newcastle! # not in premier league #august 6 #46 games # ootofit #rufc