Simon Capp

Oh...... Hi!

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

Petition: End the IVF postcode lottery and demand equality of provision on the NHS https://t.co/Xf6YwBSDxG

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

MAKE LEIGHTON BUZZARD BYPASS SAFER - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/V8OZ2iQjai via @UKChange

[Marc ram💚🇵🇸 @Marc_ram1603]

Living with Covid rent free is not the answer!

The Tory killed 150,000 with there incompetence.

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

Handy https://t.co/VRnHkikU1f

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

Come on Johnny! #Paralympics

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

@elonmusk if nualralink can help my multiple sclerosis, I really don't mind being your guinea pig

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

@DoublerVip 1-1

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

Good to be back

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

The opening ceremony isn't a patch on lomdon 2012 #Olympics

[Talk @TalkTV]

It's too hot... Watch ▼

@IainLee | @FlippinKath | https://t.co/sv3MZUm41c

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

#freedominosday because just eat ruined my lunchtime order and I'm starving

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Starting to feel like 8pm will never come.

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

Aged 35 I've just had my first root beer. My verdict : Weird. I won't have another

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

ITV: "Minute by minute you feel its growing into something special in the second half."
No supporter has ever formed that view after a shitty first half.
Only TV seeks to sell us this pup. #GERFRA

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

ITV commentary on #FRAGER "Hasn't quite had the quality we'd expected."
Pure Alan Partridge this.
Translates as, "Fuck me this is like watching Reading v Ipswich."

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

@balconyshirts No. Tell me again

[🏆 @ajnabiiya]

‘burgir’ 😭😭

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

@santanderukhelp are we going to be compensated for our inconvenience today? I think we should all leave

[Simon Capp @SimonCapp]

The santander app is rubbish isn't it?