Mr Christopher

father, husband, primary school teacher

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For my own sanity, I have decided to leave Twitter, probably for good. I can no longer bear the intrusion of endless ads that I have no interest in, but more importantly, the insufferable direction this platform is taking. I will be trying out bluesky. Handle name Simonc-csays

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@implausibleblog @campbellclaret 8 years to find "common sense".....8 bloody years.

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@itvpeston @Peston @seanspicer @Nigel_Farage This is a classic example as to why journalism really is in the toilet today. What an idiotic suggestion / question.

I mean, why don't you suggest a gift of a nice soft couch for VP Vance to soften him up while you're at it.

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@PolitlcsUK If your answer was to appoint Mark François then you clearly didn't ask yourself the right questions.

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@pattonoswalt @eddiemarsan Does anyone else masturbate their corn dog before eating it like that?

If you do, then you should let him know as he really wants your support.

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@adrianmcmenamin It is so good to see a government of adults focused on what the country and its workers need rather than on a small rump of Tory members.

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@bbceducation And?

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@tom_watson Bezoz.

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@montie But at least he likes Britain.

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@nick_pope @BenAndo @RobBurl Do you think she may have been tipped off that this had been found out and was going to be revealed after the interview? Which, of course, wouldn't have been an embarrassment but a scandal.

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@bbclaurak Important question. What form was the message?
Email
WhatsApp
Text
Tinder

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@nick_pope @BenAndo @RobBurl How do you know it's a gaffe? What, just because she says so. There have been questions / allegations about her bias. Has she pre-briefed Johnson or other politicians before?

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@BenAndo @RobBurl It is a story. Indeed, further questions need to be asked as to whether this is something she has done before.

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Goodbye Iran

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So. Absolute grilling of Labour DPM Rayner last week on DECLARED 'gifts' to her and the PM. Today not a word aimed at potential Tory Leaders on their very suspicious UNDECLARED gifts. This is ridiculous #bbclaurak

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@SkyNews This is utter bollocks journalism. Since when is staying at a friend's place costed / quantified? Absolutely ridiculous story.

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@AdamBienkov @mrjamesob @bbclaurak looking forward to you grilling him on this for most of your interview with him next week.

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@AdamBienkov @CPhilpOfficial, you must be absolutely fuming about this given your outrage at Starmer being offered Arsenal seats this morning on @bbclaurak

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@Peston Backtracking there, Robert. Your original headline tweet did exactly what you intended. To cast the Prime Minister in a bad light. We need honest journalism, not this constant twisting of stories for salacious headlines or click bait.

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@GuardianEdu The state the Tories consecutive governments have left our public services in is unforgivable. They must never again be given the reins.