Simon Bloke Collins

Not angry, just disappointed

[Simon Bloke Collins @SimonCollins74]

@Jamesbyrondawes @rohan_connolly I bet we’re thinking of the same person.

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@mattDCLXVI MmmNup

[mariana Z @mariana057]

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?

You take away their little brooms…

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Oh my god, Eddie McGuire’s son is talking about the Essendon coaching situation.

Please, tell me more.

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@CalTwomey Punched their cards for future gigs. Untrustworthy.

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@FlightPlanPod We need to move forward, not back

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Bloody hell, #essendon - I can’t do everything!

[Essendon FC @essendonfc]

The Essendon Football Club confirms that Assistant Coach Ben Jacobs and Head of Psychology and Wellbeing Ben Robbins have departed the Club.

The Club thanks both Ben Jacobs and Ben Robbins for their service and wishes them well.
https://t.co/Mnd0hhT9hI

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@DonCaldwelll “If” doing the most heavy lifting in human history.

I love Jimmy but … no.

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Who should be the next #Essendon coach?

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@beyoumf Chopper

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@Martin_Flanagan The amount of paperwork, matchday conditions and various hoops volunteers (mostly parents coaching or managing their kids’ teams) have to jump through is overwhelming…
And don’t get me started on girls footy being shunted to Fri nights during peak traffic at far flung grounds

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@sspencer_63 Have not seen “Glass of Champagne” nor “Turning Japanese” performed by the original bands… saw Racey in the lounge bar at Burswood Casino, free gig, bookended by “Some Girls”

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@JoshGarlepp They should name a basketball stadium after him.

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@Joshstrangehill My kids love the Bush episode despite not knowing who Bush was…

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@hvasstan @adrianbarich Just take my order. Quarter Pounder, fries and a Coke.

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@PatrickLenton Good stuff. Though I blanched at your opening line “many years ago” - which pandemic are you referring to?

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@georgrampling What are the odds?

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@GWSGIANTS Maybe your arrogance is infecting how your orange bozos play?