Simon Croft

I only had kids to justify my sense of humour #DadJokes carb loading for 46 years

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@cricketworldcup Australia didn’t lose another CWC match for almost 12 years after this loss

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@MartinPakulaMP @AndyMaherDFA Greenidge, Steve Smith, Imran Khan and Wasim Akram in, Gavaskar, Tendulkar, Botham and Hadlee out

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@rdhinds @cricbuzz Him or Shahid Afridi?

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@AndrewVossy If I had to teach someone what Rugby League is ... this is the game I’d show them

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@rdhinds e) All of the above

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@SaintFrankly Happy (little) vegemite

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@LucyThack

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@Wayne1609 What was the last year of the 90’s? 1999 or 2000. Decades are described by the second last digit surely?

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@robelinda2 Many similarities in movement to David Hussey .... this has never occurred to me before seeing this

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@TitusOReily Gone too soon

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@SENBreakfast Hansie Cronje

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@LordHeathShaw23 Not Shaw who should be coach?

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@Wayne1609 You’re saying our problems are mountin’?

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@Wayne1609 Last over finish I think

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@BEverillPGATOUR I think you meant to say exactly the opposite of what you did say. It never disappoints!!!!

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@Wayne1609 I doubt this will go beyond the second day

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@Wayne1609 Don’t forget Soddy O’Donnell

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@Wayne1609 The ultimate

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@tonyk1962 @WaringBrian @Paul_KeatingPM @PeterDutton_MP @LiberalAus He’d do them slowly .... I assume