Simon Tanner

husband; dad; cyclist; Chelsea fan; Street Pastor; Cure fan; frustrated chef & bassist; eclectic mix of everything!

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@rapha what has happened to the RCC?! Renewed my membership - nothing whatsoever to acknowledge it other than a load of marketing and sales emails. Rapha & RCC aren’t what they used to be - very disappointing

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@SW_Help what a total 💩show at Waterloo this evening. Zero information and zero competent staff to provide any help!

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@FoxCricket How about “bat with some responsibility”?

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@bbctms @MattyHenry19 @BBCSport Witless, hapless, hopeless - an absolute embarrassment

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@henrymoeranBBC @bbctms @AlexHartley93 Genuinely woeful performance - SA set a standard that we couldn’t even aspire to

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@OC I still laugh out loud at the memory of your live material at Clapham with Richie! Thanks for keeping the radio faith!

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After all the hard work by the top 4 the batting by 5 onwards has been witless and lacking any ambition or aggression

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@bbctms Dunkley & Lamb seem to think they’re playing in a test match!! Beyond the top four there isn’t a batting game plan

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Dear @OVOEnergy I owe you an apology. I never thought I’d find another supplier with worse billing management and customer service than you. But sadly I have - and they are @OctopusEnergy

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@bbctms Morbidly embarrassing - simply outclassed - 7 dropped catches is awful. @AlexHartley93 was right

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Australia are more athletic, agile and powerful than England - but that is not the reason for the gulf between the two teams in the Women's Ashes, says head coach Jon Lewis….rather supports @AlexHartley93 view!!!

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@MarshSongs I normally like what you do, but not on this occasion I’m afraid

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@SW_Help @swtrains_watch …er…it’s not on time - the guard just apologised for the late running! Why can’t you be honest and admit your trains are late - and why can’t you just run a decent service

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@SW_Help @swtrains_watch oh look - the prices have gone up but your service continues to be as bad as ever! 631 Claygate to Waterloo still late - every day! Hopeless!

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@SW_Help @swtrains_watch 9 minutes late and only 4 carriages - Claygate to Waterloo��� why so rubbish this morning please?

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@OVOEnergy why are you so utterly inept? Please see the DM I’ve just sent you (again)!

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@OctopusEnergy Great - will do

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@OctopusEnergy how do I switch from my current supplier to you please?

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@OctopusEnergy Thanks - I’m an existing customer for gas but need to switch my elec supply so it’s all with you

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@reevesgabrels It was amazing - thank you so much