simone

Wallace and Gromit fan account

[simone @simone_is_me]

I’m calling it now, quarantine babies are going to be the next Baby Boomers

[simone @simone_is_me]

@LlamaInaTux

[simone @simone_is_me]

Telling both of my friend groups I can’t play Jackbox because I’m playing with the other group, and then just playing animal crossing by myself? That’s quarantine, baby.

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

The best thing about rice cakes is that they can never go stale because they already are.

[samantha @milkygoddess]

gonna start applying for big girl jobs tomorrow because i finally have my degree and can earn a salary can i get a W in the chat

[simone @simone_is_me]

@pant_leg I got super excited about overnight oats and made a beautiful batch with chia seeds and blueberries and almond butter etc. and for some reason really didn’t want to eat it. I think I prefer them hot :/

[박주현 @hermit_hwarang]

fucking the jstor man for jstor access

[simone @simone_is_me]

They must have increased the spawn rate be careful shaking trees 😬

[simone @simone_is_me]

@ariiiizzle @Keally22 When I got mine I was told I wouldn’t have periods at all which was a lie but other than that I love it! It’s uncomfortable when they insert it but then you don’t have to think about it for 3 years

[My sister-in-law baby cousin Tracy ! @PrettiRickkay]

She’s found a new spot in my car lol 😂

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

i’m not like other girls, when i say i don’t care what we have for dinner i don’t secretly know what i want in the back of my brain, my entire head is empty there is not a single thought

[💎 @heidiwood_]

Not Kylie staging candids after that tweet went viral this week 😭

[zaggy @zwagreeus]

saw this bench on my way 2 work and immediately thought “12 wood 4 iron nugget” IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE

[simone @simone_is_me]

Looking through my photos for a profile pic for my portfolio- apparently I peaked in 2018 there hasn’t been a cute pic of me since

[simone @simone_is_me]

@GrannyCritter Happy birthday!!

[simone @simone_is_me]

@kendraaaleighh My friends keep saying me and my husband must be sick of each other I’m like no...? I chose him?

[simone @simone_is_me]

@abbygov

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

that little tap tap people do after they tuck your tag back into your shirt who agrees