MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟

CAUTION: sharp edges! Death-stare victor. Angry af feminist. Does stuff in web dev. #wordpress #squarespace #shopify. she/her/normalise they.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

@RachelTaulelei Red meat, then any meat. Pretty much all the meals we usually eat have a meat-free alternative that can be just as tasty. Also, switching the home brand version of everything. Meal planning and sticking to the shopping list too.

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

Already preparing to be mad if this is what finally gives me the rona, 2 days before a required negative test and international flight...

[Liam Marcon @LiamJM]

On VLine Ballarat to Melb, a guy was visibly very sick. No mask. So we move to another part of the train. Only for the train to end & we have to get on a bus replacement. He sits directly behind us, with no option for us to move. @VLine @VicGovDH BRING BACK MANDATORY MASKS

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

@creatrixtiara @sarahjansencom Oh right, yeah I was picturing Frankensteining a single Squarespace account/site

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

@sarahjansencom @creatrixtiara WordPress would be ideal, but understand if it's off the table.

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

@sarahjansencom @creatrixtiara It could probably be finaegled on Squarespace. At a minimum every page will share header and footer unless you manually (with CSS or code) hide or change them per page. And then you'd need a good domain registrar for custom DNS records, and point the subdomain to the SS "page".

[Osama Dorias @osamadorias]

Wordle is an excellent analogy for life.

It's (nearly) impossible to succeed on your first try.

Mistakes teach you valuable lessons.

Even if you utterly fail, there's always tomorrow. ❤️

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

@ItsDeadly @danlowlows Ha, have you not seen the threads where people get mad about the lack of multiplayer because "like, it only takes a couple of extra weeks, at most!" (Flashback to No Man's Sky launch)

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

Super interesting thread about the #djokovic situation.

[Sangeetha Pillai @sangpillai]

It’s a super hard time just to try to exist, and if you aren’t saving your deepest sympathies for a crazy rich tennis star who has publicly opposed vaccination, well friends I very much get it.

But before you jump on the #NoVaxDjoCovid or #DjokovicOut bandwagons, consider… (🧵)

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

@andysaurAUS Come here and let me lick ya face

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

Just supported Matt Hayward on @buymeacoffee! 🎉 for his tops Find a RAT site: https://t.co/0h3oZJ5Cdp

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

We did the Melb Nye @DoubleJRadio countdown... And have now just realised we can also do the @triplej QLD and SA and NT and WA NYE countdowns as well! Woop woop!

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

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[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

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[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

Bus driver, yelling to a passenger not sure of the route: "You could walk and get fit if you want!"

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

@LxFrancis I just spent far too long trying to find a gif of Swampling from Simon the Sorcerer. Friend!!?! I is so happy, friend!!

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

First day back working in an office -- my brain thinks it doesn't know how to people anymore. How do small talk? Be friend, not laugh like weirdo?!

[Thought Slime @ThoughtSlime]

I think it's possible to be an ethical billionaire if you eat two other billionaires of equivalent wealth as a carbon offset

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

@incrediblemelk 😲

[MoMo 🥟 Salty Dumpling 🥟 @simone_mc]

18 months into this thing and I'm still regularly getting this incredibly surreal feeling that it's all fake and unreal. Like I'm just seeing backstory scenes from a game or a movie sharing How The Apocalypse Went Down. Anyone else?