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Gold Star Wife. USAF. Gym rat to cope!

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@spikedtea4u Happy Halloween, I guess! 🤣🤣🤣

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Waited 7hrs with my son in front of the operating room for his same day surgery only to have it cancelled. Most sad thing - EMT‘s brought a guy into emergency surgery (different section) being resuscitated by a machine. 😭 Really hope he pulled through…

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@Hardin1823 Just saying… 🤣

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@SaltyAnne369 I don’t mind Daisy Dukes - if you look like Daisy Duke! 😁

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Expectation vs. reality! Just saying… Come on, show us the fucking fountain so we can laugh about dimwit Salah even more! Pathetic loser! #foodiebeauty

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Memorial Day! Family trip to the cemetery to take care of the graves of US soldiers. Some are obviously forgotten by relatives but I taught my boys the importance of remembering!

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@juicyjj57543174 Didn’t she say she‘d be fine with only 5 people as long as they are her hugbox (or something to that extend)? Well, be careful what you wish for! 🤣

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@milkychaai 86° F (30° C) today and one lady was wearing a black knitted turtleneck pullover and a puffer vest. We‘re filling our pool and she’s dressed for skiing. 🤪

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@PersephsPeach Salah and Remi could create a band. The Village Idiots! 🤣

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@GaDeeDeeNo She gives off serial killer vibes! Something is inherently wrong with her!

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My son‘s surgery on Monday got postponed. After a final check at the hospital they realized he doesn’t only need the septum corrected but needs a new nose entirely! 🤷‍♀️ So nose job it is….

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@Denise_OldLady2 What about ropes? Cheap and reusable!

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@kiraabana At this point I think she invents the boil to get out of exercising. Cause now she can tell Sally that she can’t walk due to the boil. Conveniently the boil always returns when Sally wants her to work out.

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@AnnBG42 @RHTokyo @StuffKSaid I bet she scrubs them every time she showers! Like… never, you know! 🤣

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@RHTokyo Doesn‘t even look human anymore!

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@SickOfThis50547 Actually I did like her. But her latest „issues“ and new format was a turn off. The final blow - she has some gifts or whatever activated. But there seems to be an issue as well. Instead of turning that shit off she just told people „there are issues“. Sounds like a scam. 🤷‍♀️

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@spikedtea4u Since when does she have a waist??? 🤣 Thought she‘s pretty and thus doesn’t need filters or AI. 🤣

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@tatvonb But does he have birthing hips and moobs??? 🤣

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@ytunderground23 @Citizenoft45401

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@MagzThundercat @MaddysHoG I guess I gotta starve… 🤣 IHOP. I‘vo only been to IHOP once or twice in my life.