Simon Early

This is the place where I get to put something witty or interesting so people can see if they want to follow me....so here goes..... I like jelly beans

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@JaneyGodley

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@iainlee actually beat up my brother @Matt_LDN whilst smoking a cigar and filmed the whole thing!

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@ARandomBloke92 @piersmorgan I have to respectively disagree. If you support an English club and ARSENAL are in the final........

Sorry, I couldn't complete that sentence with a straight d face.

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@NickBurton1602 @All_Time_Lozil @AenCaigh @janendg2016 @KTHopkins Yes. Yes it does

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@England @FIFAWorldCup I like it. And for those that say "not gonna win anything" I think you're missing the point. This is a squad for the future. And that's pretty exciting.. We'd not have won anything with any squad this year. Following the development system like previous winners.

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@carolenna Because we are Britain. Obviously

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@AlexHorne I'll be around. What's the plan?

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@AlexHorne yup. Should be available. What's going on?

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@mazzysnape Yet when I do it the police get called!!

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@emilynomates @JackTheJobber 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 10/10 comeback

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@Herring1967 I've both enjoyed and not enjoyed stuff you've done. But I enjoy the fact that you remain true to what it is that works for you. The greatest comedians (in my opinion) are those that have no obvious filters. Never change that.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Crooked Hillary said that I want guns brought into the school classroom. Wrong!

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@emilynomates Sup?

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@rickygervais HI RICKY, SATAN HERE. JUST LOOKING TO SCHEDULE YOUR BRITISH ASS RAPING! (is a British ass raping raping an ass whilst wearing a bowler hat and watching cricket!?)

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@7heprofessor 👍

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@Herring1967 Huge fan and have been since fist of fun. One of the most hilarious and underaprecited talents in my life time. Basically a van gogh of comedy. Keep going. And let me know when you are successful with the toaster robot please.

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@piersmorgan Spurs fan here, but I take no pleasure in what's happening at Arsenal. Wengers stance has ruined the reputation of someone who helped make the premier league what it is. That being said, much nicer to be above Arsenal, so maybe one more season, just for us Spurs fans 😜

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@Glinner

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@2010LeeHurst Once again the point goes over your head. It's not a case of whether these places need aid, it's the way the he articulated. As a leader representing his country, he should not be describing anywhere as a "shithole". he wouldn't accept anyone saying it about America.

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@andipeters Really good film and respects Robin Williams.