Simone Baird

Eldest child syndrome. Born in Darwin, can't get out of London.

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

Erm… pre-coffee I thought C but think maybe B?! Great post, btw!!

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

Morning!

[Neizvestnoye 🤖 @thedudejnr]

You think say you smart, okay what's the answer?

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@AntSpeaks @gar2he @KNEECAPCEOL ‘Fiadh’ is a problem for you?! Explain: knights, white, when, colonel, salmon, plumber, yacht, aisle, debt, laugh, half, ghost, often, and why pronounce just 20% of queue? Gaeilge was grand back when English was still choking on French and ‘receipt’.

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@Scotslass50 @Fx1Jonny It’s beautiful 🫶

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@Tudor192765 @KNEECAPCEOL 🤣😂😆👏

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@Tudor192765 @KNEECAPCEOL Bot.

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@RallsMcCoy @NME The lady doth protest too much. Otherwise how would you know that each and every band was full of gay men? Been a bit busy, Balls McSlagalot.

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Hats off to this legend in Scotland and the audience too 👏 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@Alixxa01 @NikkiHaleyFan02 💯🤣😆🇦🇺🫶

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@kroketrendang @NikkiHaleyFan02 He isn’t but you didn’t spot the joke in a massive neon sign so… To be fair, I doubt Aussie politics are often discussed and his post was extremely clever and not all Australians would get it either 🤣🤷‍♀️🇦🇺

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@NoBiscotti @NikkiHaleyFan02 He. Was. Joking. And it was very clever if you ever lost a bet and studied Australian politics. Don’t ever lose that bet!

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@FrappuccinoSlim @NikkiHaleyFan02 Too hot in Australia to be fascist. Wait. Strike that! Not sure our Liberal party is near to neoliberalism. That would require work. Joking, Australia doesn’t win many political medals.

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@PeterSchadenbe2 @NikkiHaleyFan02 Sadly, a tad more centre-right. We have right wing parties (I apologise for Pauline Hanson).

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@amorgosoid @NikkiHaleyFan02 Because it was so obviously a joke! What level of stupidity would it take to react before checking his other posts?

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@socsoyboy You get it! A bit of banter to lighten the mood. Wish I had thought of that rather than my lame “American” joke back.

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@notevenick @socsoyboy It was a joke. However, in Australia, the Liberals are our main centre-right political party, Labor our leftwing. We have others (National party, Greens…).

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@socsoyboy Promise you, it is!! Bloke knows his politics - there are so many jokes within jokes, only some Aussies would spot them all. Check his other posts. 🇦🇺

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@socsoyboy So in Australia, we have this thing called “humour”. Funniest post have seen in ages. Bloke knows his politics. Check his other posts - this is truly a joke. As was my “American” response.

[Simone Baird @simonebaird]

@ancomraven He was JOKING! And it was genuinely hilarious 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺