Simon Collins

Never settle for being average always strive to be at your happiest theres more to this world than the place u we're born the world is amazin try to see it all

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

@peacock sort out the commentary on the Manchester United game please it’s lagging

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

@FrontierCare @FlyFrontier booked some flights but never received a email with booking reference number. So now we can’t change our flights or even check in when the time comes

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

When did @UTDWorldwide @ManUtd become a long ball team

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

@PapaJohns thanks for the burnt pizza ...... terrible service

[Dale Evans @TheDaleEvans]

Don’t believe there’s an ounce of truth in the Harry Maguire situation. That Greek system is rotten to the core

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

@British_Airways I have a email saying my flight is cancelled and I’m stuck in America ... I go online and it’s not cancelled . PLEASE HELP!!!

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

R.I.P KOBE

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

@sprintcare @sprintcare private message so that that social media can not read the shocking customer service offered at your great company 👀

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

@sprintcare the worst customer service I have ever received, 3 calls 3 online chat session and still waiting for the problem to be resolved. No access to speak to a supervisor . What a DISGRACE!!!!

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

#dadlife nighttime feeding and changing station ,wet wipe warmer ,burp cloth , diapers , baby monitor , iPad for for when I can’t get back to sleep and a picture of what life used to be… https://t.co/3FrYQRzMG4

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

To my valentine, my women crush , my wife , my partner , my best friend , my everything you make me smile everyday and I feel like the luckiest man in the world thank you for being you… https://t.co/ozlsVW7rjZ

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

Can’t wait to meet my son Harrison s.m Collins #harry #family #love #son https://t.co/Ng7teJPtux

[🏴‍☠️ @_imran_mufc_]

Jose Mourinho at MUFC

Time in charge: 3 years
Money spent: £369m
Trophies won: 3
Best finish: 2nd
Hugs given: zero

Status: FAILURE

Jurgen Klopp at Liverpool

Time in charge: 4 years
Money spent: £400M
Trophies won: 0
Best finish: 4th
Hugs given: 510,000,000

Status: HERO

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

#TBG6RICK #tbg6rick #wetwet vote for my boy and his Audi he puts a lot of time and work in to it. https://t.co/0h9KnWKLFa

[Vamos @VamosUK_]

If you remember this video you're eligible for a pension😂

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

I think we have to see mata at some point to give rashford , martial and linguard the service they have been missing . Maybe switch linguard for Sanchez

[Simon Collins @simonejcollins]

No Pogba ..... looks like we will be defensive all day maybe sneak 1 on the counter attack ... got a bad feeling about today , hope I’m wrong #ManchesterUnited #manchesterunitedvsmancity

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Who are these snivelling little cunts?