Simone

work hard be kind 🖤

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

@EBBMpodcast i just saw it! maybe on the Peacock extended version - it was just a guy getting kicked out by the bouncer that Sandoval somehow needed to involve himself

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

@iSpeakTai we’ll miss you! 🥳

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

@2_versions no but the rug is truly horrifying. why are our homes cuter than theirs?

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

@2_versions why did i know you were talking about the furnishings and not their nudity lol

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

my husband, mesmerized at Billy Porter walking out on stage at the Golden Globes, whispers to himself “glamorous!”

[Kristi Coulter @KristiCCoulter]

@JustAnother_Ben Companies are only too happy to force employees to use manual hacks/inefficient workarounds/pure stoicism to cope with awful internal tools, until suddenly 70% of flights are cancelled and the whole world sees that their infrastructure is built on paper clips and peanut butter.

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

@ohaylexie do you know how many times i’ve opened the bravo app to try to watch 😭

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

@wade_burrell had to zoom in to confirm you were not walking barefoot

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

it’s 80 degrees on election day in november, please don’t vote for a climate denier just because of the cost gas when they actively block any plans to become less dependent on it!!!

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?

[Dominique Devereaux’s Son @wondermann5]

He was ready

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

@BeReal_App exhibiting true chaotic scorpio energy this week with these midnight notifications

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Me when I put on a turtleneck

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

@christyredd we all can clock that raggedy garage of hers! 😅

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

@ohaylexie lol YES! maybe my version of allyship is trying to correct someone’s tone deaf input that was insulting my *actual friends* even though it doesn’t affect me personally. wild concept!

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

y’all i’m only on this god forsaken app to keep up with real housewives twitter, don’t expect to hear a spicy take on a hot topic from me on this platform. that’s what the group chat is for ❤️

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

@ohaylexie well… wouldn’t be the first time, would it? 🙃

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

@christyredd the discourse is shockingly similar! 😅

[Simone @simoneshahdadi]

@ohaylexie we love a relatable queen