Simon

[Simon @simoneyles]

@AlexHorne not sure how involved you are with the #TaskmasterLiveExperience but the pricing is crazy. Having done both tracks, £100pp is far too much for what’s there. Fun afternoon out, but should be no more than £50 per person.

[Simon @simoneyles]

@AdmiralUK everything okay? Been on hold on the 3rd party claims line over an hour when usually I’m through in 20mins #customerservice #insurance #claims

[Simon @simoneyles]

@SamHarrisOrg sounds like someone you’d want leading the free world

[Simon @simoneyles]

@British_Airways what’s happening? Trying to manage a booking over the phone (can’t do it on the website) and have called 6 times. 4 “we won’t be able to connect you” and 2 people disconnected the call after 3 minutes. #customerservice #loyaltywaining

[Simon @simoneyles]

@raccoonNFT @Gee__Gazza @Meekdog3000

[Simon @simoneyles]

@Gee__Gazza @Meekdog3000

[Simon @simoneyles]

@Gee__Gazza I wasn’t wondering but thanks

[Simon @simoneyles]

@Gee__Gazza Cracking advice, can you be more specific? For example, which project has a team similar to and innovation levels that might deem it the next BAYC?

[Simon @simoneyles]

@Gee__Gazza @Meekdog3000

[LADbible @ladbible]

Me two minutes after saying I wasn't hungry 😂😂

[MD3K | md3k.eth @Meekdog3000]

Take care of the decimals, and the integers will take care of themselves #nftcollector #nft #BAYC #Crypto

[Simon @simoneyles]

So glad to be part of @the_LTA Advantage programme and be in this gloriously advantaged queue, 2 hours after @Wimbledon tickets launched and assuming all the tickets went ages ago. Great work all round

#sarcasm #shockingsystems #disappointment

[Simon @simoneyles]

@ShaunWilliamson would you like to come round for tea?

[Simon @simoneyles]

@Dominos_UK please can you bring back your #glutenfree bases for your amazing pizza? They were the best GF options out there and we can’t wait for them to come back!

[Simon @simoneyles]

@dog_rates this is Perdy, she sleeps in an Air Jordan pose, which she finds thoroughly comfortable and relaxing.

[Simon @simoneyles]

I’d vote for any party that promised proper WiFi or 4G on the tube #generalelection #mattersthatreallymatter

[Simon @simoneyles]

Y’know @jjenas8 y’know there must be a y’know better way of giving punditry y’know with @GaryLineker than saying a million y’know verbal ticks with y’know very little y’know content, y’know? #MOTD

[Simon @simoneyles]

@MetroUK how is this newsworthy? The article didn’t even have a happy ending.

[Simon @simoneyles]

@ItsAndyRyan The hammer. They’re all hard as nails apart from the hammer which is used to hit nails

[Simon @simoneyles]

The #ImACeleb carbon footprint is outrageous #whatswrongwithabus

[Simon @simoneyles]

@timminchin INSANELY good show last night. When’s the CD out? #cheese #back