Simone Kurtz

Illustrator/potato

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

@Pat_on_the_Mat @girlziplocked And if you’re in the arts, design or music field, there’s portfolio requirements — a website isn’t enough sometimes because it may be too broad of a work scope and recruiters have hundreds to look through. You have to include a curated portfolio with each application.

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

@madmadvalentine “one person’s suffering doesn’t take away from another’s” 🎯 you hit the nail on the head. Glad to hear your dad is much more understanding. Validation is a powerful tool when trying to help someone understand your perspective.

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

@d_la_reina This is based from observations from many conversations with folks older than me. People don’t respond well when they think their efforts are being devalued. I have a lot of respect for the challenges of their time, esp before the age of the internet, but it simply isn’t the same

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

@d_la_reina I genuinely believe so many boomers and gen x’s are slow to accept the challenges of today’s economy bc it forces them to reframe their experiences as being “easier,” as if they never had to work hard to make a living. We’re not saying that — it’s just simply harder these days.

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

@LeaderGrev This has happened to me, too. They’ll claim that they’re using a business account with a minimum transaction rate of like, $500, then they’d “send” over the money (which would be “confirmed” in an email), and ask for a refund on however much you’d “owe” them in change.

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

hot take

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

I knew having a kid was too expensive when I realized Rihanna went back to work too

[kel ❤️‍🔥 @keldotlauren]

anyone else doing worse than usual

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Trump LITERALLY will NOT condemn white supremacists. Literally. Gave him 3 chances. HE WOULDN'T DO IT. #Debates2020

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

If billionaires aren’t paying their taxes I don’t see why I should have to pay my student loans.

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

@CarmineSabia Where

[ShawnDreTheGiant @SeanShaq]

I bRoUgHt bAcK fOoTbALL #Debatenight

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

“Joe’d be 200 feet away, he’d have the biggest mask you’d ever seen!”Like taking basic COVID precautions is a bad thing #Debates2020

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

My anxiety is thru the roof #Debates2020

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

Coworker: are you vegan, you look the type
Me: nope, just slightly anemic

[Kevin Garcia, M.S. 🇪🇨🇭🇳 @da1ndonlykevin]

When you Excel, they spreadsheet about you. #datajoke #mathisfun #KnowYourWorth #SuccessStory

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

I’m howling https://t.co/gq6dcYaE5U

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

@sageismydog oh no

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

me, 5 years ago: i am gonna make a website
me, 3 years ago: it's definitely happening
me, 1 year ago: definitely
me, now: help

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

@MadyGComics Yasss gotchu (pls ignore my crusty manicure)

[Simone Kurtz @simoneypants]

Sure, being 27 has its perks. For instance, I re-sprained my wrist in my sleep just because I slept in a slightly different position