Simon Fuckwit

The Oracle. Freelance Journalist for the Maidstone and Mid Kent Area. Setting the standard since 2014.
#HakOut

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@StonesBackPage @daveusborne @PPAmberHerd Draycott. #IShitYouNot

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This week.
- A heart-stopping 5-4 win over Hornchurch
- Pictures or it didn’t happen: report and reaction from Dover
- Tom Rogers on Horsham
- Retro: a debacle at Sittingbourne
- The Stones Quiz: namesakes by Jurgen Dahmer
- The Back Page: someday you might just need a favour

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Edition 9 of The Back Page is live via our website: https://t.co/EhkIXZBu7w
And Adobe: https://t.co/cCmw7Ij1Ox

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Edition 8 is live: Featuring The Stones Top 10 games, The Steve Watt Column, The Stones Quiz and a look ahead to a "lively" trip to Dagenham.
https://t.co/EhkIXZBu7w

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Edition 7 is available now:
You can download it here:
https://t.co/EhkIXZC1X4
Or read it online here:
https://t.co/ZJY5WbaWXe

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We're live with Edition 6:
Can be downloaded from our website
https://t.co/EhkIXZBu7w
Or on Adobe here: https://t.co/Dd00T445af

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Edition 5 of The Back Page is now online: You can read it via our website: https://t.co/g2k7IZ5O94 or on Adobe: https://t.co/XDUEBvr263

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Edition 4 is live ... https://t.co/EhkIXZBu7w

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Edition 3 is now online.

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Edition 2 of The Back Page is now live ... https://t.co/wEabiIa84T

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Ahem...

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The first edition is now live: thanks to absolutely everyone who made it possible: @acerhelen @ScurrSean @SeagerNigel @justafan1m @AlanThatcherCS and web legend @paulfurst

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Launching tomorrow:

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I've been #scooped again.
BREAKING NEWS!
2 men go SHOPPING, and a woman goes for a WALK!
#IShitYouNot

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@Itsnotlookingg1 @maidstoneunited @piggy_35 @AFlisher11 He's not out of contract 🤦‍♂️

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@PPAmberHerd We'd never have been in this position under Hak.
#IShitYouNot

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Fuck all. #IShitYouNot

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

What will happen to Manchester City? 🤷‍♂️

#AFC #Arsenal

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Christ. Even I wouldn't have come up with this shit.

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I have written for the Sunday @Telegraph about what happened during my time in Downing Street and the lessons I have learned… 👇🏻

‘I assumed upon entering Downing Street my mandate would be respected. How wrong I was’
https://t.co/34DbzjZD2z

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Pleased to report Adam has made a full recovery and will be joining us on our Maidstone United vodcast: "Absolute Shit On The Internet" tomorrow night.

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BREAKING: Kent Police investigating reports Maidstone fan Adam Blunt has been assaulted in Earl Street. Witnesses suggest Blunt was tied to the railings outside Nando's, gagged and found with a portable keyboard lodged in his arse. #IShitYouNot

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POLL: What is 2+2?

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BREAKING: Kent Police investigating reports Maidstone fan Adam Blunt has been assaulted in Earl Street. Witnesses suggest Blunt was tied to the railings outside Nando's, gagged and found with a portable keyboard lodged in his arse. #IShitYouNot