Simon Goodman

Husband, father, big fan of LFC and the Australian cricket team. Aussie Jew in New Jersey. Allez, Allez, Allez.

[Simon Goodman @simong0808]

What a fucking mess

[mike freeman @mikefreemanNFL]

Look at this, holy smokes
On the left it looks like that thing Jodie Foster used for space travel. On the right, looks like a junkyard.
This is THE WHITE HOUSE

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

@WhiteHouse

[Simon Goodman @simong0808]

@MarioNawfal still in the game -- yes, if the game is "who can do and say the most insane, narcissistic shit of all time and repeatedly fall asleep in the oval office?" Yes - he's killing that game.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Perfect cartoon.

[Simon Goodman @simong0808]

@SkyCricket 99 run lead with 1 wicket down, you say?

[Simon Goodman @simong0808]

@DrEliDavid The utter and total stupidity of the things he says just leave you speechless.

[Simon Goodman @simong0808]

@LFC92 It really does

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Someone called him "Commander In Sleep" and an angel got its wings.

[Simon Goodman @simong0808]

Ouch.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @AlCappuccinoIT]

The Weekend at Bernie’s presidency.

[Simon Goodman @simong0808]

@DavidPocock Try getting one overseas... the cost is bonkers.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Holy shit. He’s fucking out.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

"I've never seen him fall asleep in meetings. On the contrary, the guy doesn't sleep."
- Marco Rubio, yesterday

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@atrupar This is a real photo. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is passed out in the Oval Office right now. 25TH AMENDMENT NOW!

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Say what you want about Donald Trump but when Pride come around he goes all in.

[Simon Goodman @simong0808]

@SydneyEditor Kim Hughes... and its a great picture.

[Simon Goodman @simong0808]

@ESPNcricinfo I mean, its surely a pretty small sample size at this point, right?