Simon Gianiodis Ramos

Tecnópata - No me gusta la Palta

[ilmoi @ilmoi]

when you realize that matrix called the bad guys "agents"

and 25 years later we literally invented them

[Marco @marcoporracin]

No tengo palabras, que enfermo.

[Nico @nicoproducto]

El momento más alto de locura en la Industria IT es cuando teniamos personas haciendo solo de Scrum Master

[Simon Gianiodis Ramos @simongiar]

@_diegoivann @uala_arg Idem, borre la app, volví a descargar, cambie la contraseña y nada. Lo pudiste resolver?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Simon Gianiodis Ramos @simongiar]

@MiltonFriedom5 Los 10mil usd de equipo que tiene...

[R E P L I C A N T @Roybattyforever]

"Interstellar" se estrenó hace una hora y media en el planeta Miller.

[Yesi Days 🤓 @silvercorp]

☕️💻

[sophie @netcapgirl]

when your ai girlfriend was on aws us east 1

[Camila @_apolita_]

Es como si Michael Scott (de la primera temporada) fuera presidente

[Miguel @ExileOnMiguelSt]

El demo que le rechazaron a Milei es la pintura que le bocharon a Hitler.

[Simon Gianiodis Ramos @simongiar]

@lautidev_ Lo vas a amar. Tengo un K5 Max y es un camino de ida.

[mattsalic @mattsalic]

Cómo empezó / Cómo terminó

[Simon Gianiodis Ramos @simongiar]

"Guarda que pasa el señor" dijo. Y de repente, la 3ra edad 😖

[Alienigena — e/acc @ancestral_alien]

Por qué no me gusta el networking?
Porque me da rechazo el oportunismo disfrazado de cordialidad.

Te vienen a hablar para sacarte información y mientras vos contas felizmente y apasionada lo que haces, el otro está haciendo un análisis para identificar si le servís como escalón para alcanzar su próximo objetivo, mientras te sostiene una sonrisa asquerosamente falsa acompañada de una mirada muerta, vacía de empatía y sedienta de poder.

Será por eso quizás.

[Simon Gianiodis Ramos @simongiar]

No hay que ser early adopter. Siempre la cagan

[Daniel Blanco 💻🤖 @DanielBlancoSWE]

Así de depurado está iOS 26. Parece una beta, va todo lentísimo, es una vergüenza.

[Simon Gianiodis Ramos @simongiar]

Los unicos videos que transmiten mas olor a chivo que los de la Burning Man, son los de Milei

[Simon Gianiodis Ramos @simongiar]

@yenkel Y fue programado por 1 solo tipo y encima en Assembly. Juegazo que lindas epocas

[Simon Gianiodis Ramos @simongiar]

Entender el origen de algo no siempre lo cambia. A veces hay que aprender nuevas formas de actuar, aunque sepamos por qué actuamos como actuamos