Simon S. Goldenberg

Lapsed physicist interested in science & tech, works in cybersecurity. Post-Elon, on Facebook, LinkedIn, & Straight Dope Message Board

[Simon S. Goldenberg @simongoldenber5]

I'll be here until the takeover. I can be found on Facebook and LinkedIn (last end ends with a "g"). I'm also on the Straight Dope Message Board, a moderated board with fun and interesting people. I should cut back on socials, maybe this time that'll work. https://t.co/KAkU8MNxJL

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@NicolasEdny You are once again proving to be a better person than me. I promised I would not give him any of my clicks. I’ll miss you!

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@hacks4pancakes Simon S. Goldenberg on LinkedIn and Facebook. I’ve already submitted a KI connection request. I’m on the Straight Dope Message Board as well. That’s it for me on socials. If we don’t connect (your call!) you’re one of the Twitter folks I’ll really miss!

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@EmilyGray1 That’s a risky combination - it’s easy to get dangerously wrong. Please contact your doctor ASAP.

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@EmilyGray1 Socials can be depressing places. It's part of the reason I want to leave when wannabe Edison takes over. You are an absolute delight! You bring music into the world, which is joy in the found of sound. In this insane time that can be hard to remember.

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@DonnaRigs How awful!

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@Coleens_ Voted by mail, and ballot was received by my elections board. My only race was Congress, and I voted to re-elect my sane, effective, and overqualified, Democratic incumbent. He'd be a senator in any other state.

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@AstroKirsten Congratulations!!!

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@BrynnTannehill Thank you for this! I was wondering whether tactical nukes would be of any use in the field, and now I have a the answer - no, not much, not worth it. Can things get so bad for the Russians that they get desperate, and stupider, and try anyway?

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@Coleens_ @ComradeEevee So much for the availability objective …

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@Nnedi There are more and more artists I won’t give money or attention. Some I won’t even view their works I already own. I used to be in the “separate” camp, but they’ve gotten too bad, too insistent on their evil.

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@ceozulufoxtrot @MarkWarner The Jan 6th rioters killed cops.

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@jessiegender Online, what matters is your caring, your knowledge, your fairness and love. I wish these offensive idiots would shut up. Or that Twitter would be as aggressive blocking their hateful tweets as the calmer responses. And I want a pony … 😩

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@AlyssaM_InfoSec I think this brilliant obituary of General Leia Organa is a fitting tribute to Carrie Fisher. It pointed out that Gen. Organa exploited the Empire love of large, grandiose technoweapons. https://t.co/PBnjXW6H6v

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@NicolasEdny My response to "not all men" is "way too many men". Same applies to us caucasians. Far too many of us are appalling.

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@jessiegender Looking forward to your take. After which, I hope we never hear from him again.

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@jessiegender I’m so sorry! Might a Corsi-Rosenthal box help with your inside air?

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@SidneyMiller2 Don’t screen out resumes based on buzzword bingo. If a position goes unfilled for a couple of weeks, loosen the job requirements. Entry level jobs should require minimal/no experience, not certs that take a decade.

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@SidneyMiller2 If you have an online portal, ask for each data item exactly once, including parsing the resume file. Reduce the inputs - save the details for post-offer job application. Don’t ask for 20 years experience in 10 year old languages.

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@ravenscimaven His recitation of the alphabet for the pilot of Sesame Street is the best minute in TV history.