Simon Brooke

Screenwriter, standup, jobseeker.

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@TheStockmanO What you rehearsin?

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@Helenography Just sent you an email. This maybe be the beginning of a beautiful symbiotic relationship. Or you might be annoyed.

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@BenjaminDamage

Can't. Shalln't. Whan't. It's a good call really.

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@BenjaminDamage I'm staying in London this weekend. Prob getting mash up on i-dose.

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@BenjaminDamage What train tickets? Also, wassa matter you? Scared of feeling like you're dying and going to hell through your ears?

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@BenjaminDamage Download Gates of Hades and do it properly. I DARE YOU!

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@BenjaminDamage Google it, son. Articles say it's rubbish/placebo, but there's scores of videos/testimonies that say it's really powerful...

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Has anyone heard of/tried i-dosing? It all sounds terrifying. Gates of Hades is possibly the most frightening sound I've ever heard...

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Short film test shoot today. It's ambitious, but POSSIBLE! Heartening to discover.

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@BenjaminDamage That's huge youtube numbers. That's more people than I claim to have slept with!

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@JoeDunthorne Sadly telling there's been no snowman riots though... #postracial

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@BenjaminDamage @DocDaneeka_ Your album's actually properly not-because-I-know-you versus-other-albums literally really good

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@melaniebaas I went out in the snow today, and slipped in the snow and fell down into the snow. Snow. It has snowed in London.

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That Matilda musical is well good. Just listening to it and having a little cry... Incidentally, I like having sex with other men.

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Flatshare fall through + short film fall apart + laptop screen go come off = at least that was yesterday

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@JoeDunthorne Joey! I'd really like to come to this. Nighmelmeet as afficionados call it is my favourite movie...

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You need to see Melancholia. Kirsten Dunst forcing a smile for the camera with a little bit of wedding cake on her lip breaks my heart...

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@BenjaminDamage When's our Ableton lesson?

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@melaniebaas And why didn't he? Too heavy? Arf!

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@melaniebaas You should definitely come to Amsterdam. We'll either get really paranoid or solve the euro crisis.