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Thanks, Obama.

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There ain’t no guru who can see through your eyes! #Ifoundout

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Look deeply inside yourself, and you will find good wisdom there.

[simonhburke @simonhburke]

What

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

Louisiana is voting on a bill to criminalize IUDs, and plans on charging women with murder for using them.

[simonhburke @simonhburke]

@Barnes_X_OG_SZN Canadians cheer for Portland, Detroit, OKCeattle, Minnesota OR the Raptors.
Phoenix, Celtics, Heat, Spurs, Warriors are just excellent organizations and any ball fan with any sense at least respects what they do if not cheer for them at times.

[simonhburke @simonhburke]

What an amazing skit.
So bizarre.
Tim Meadows doesn’t get enough credit. Shoutout whoever laid the Imagine soundtrack on it perfectly https://t.co/y8w0F0fidL

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@ComplexSports @KyrieIrving @bansky @boardroom 🧹🧹🧹

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@Joeingles7 @joshhart Didn’t even sign it haha

[simonhburke @simonhburke]

Come on you guys.
One day without horrific news like this. My goodness Madison Cawthorn. Can we not do better please starting tomorrow

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@OCBrewmaster Goat milk stout?

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@carmeIodrama Edmonton next

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Wordle 319 3/6

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Wow Scott Foster really born in Memphis or what. Great performance from Ja but all the help from the refs really implies the asteriks

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@AaronParnas Because he perjured himself

[simonhburke @simonhburke]

So when do the Barrett, Gorsich, and Kavanaugh perjury trials start? And has Clarence Thomas been replaced yet? #askingforafriend actually a few million friends. Sending thoughts and prayers for their untimely deaths.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

We did vote, assholes. Do your jobs.

[simonhburke @simonhburke]

Make that TODAY

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Congress should pass the Women’s Health Protection Act and codify Roe v. Wade into federal law…tomorrow.

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Wordle 318 2/6

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Time to pack the court @JoeBiden Let the Justice Thomas impeachment begin!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: Supreme Court's draft decision shows they will overturn Roe V Wade.

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@TheHoopCentral @RMCsport He doesn’t want to play on team Cameroon alongside Pascal Siakam after he viciously for no reason down 29 with 2 minutes left, FRACTURED THE MAN’S ORBITAL BONE. You all really just say anything on this app. “Random” foh

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Wordle 317 5/6

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@DrGuru_ Messed up and forgot JJJ anyway.
Who’s your top 20 remaining players? Close to my list I bet

[simonhburke @simonhburke]

@DrGuru_ Giannis, Curry, Luka, CP3, Tatum, Embiid, Book, Klay, Jrue, Jimmy, Jaylen Brown, Ja, Bam, Ayton, Draymond, Middleton, Bridges, Lowry, Bane, Maxi, Herro, Wiggins, Brunson, Poole, Harden, Horford, Dillon Brooks, Bobby Portis, Steven Adams, Danny Green, Ibaka, Thybulle, DRob, Looney