simon hewitt

CIC/CIO/charity board member/trustee. hates Tory and Reform lies destroying Britain

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

It is an honour to appear at a UK version of an event that has featured such luminaries as economy-crasher Liz Truss, far right scumbag Steve Bannon, interfering shithead JD Vance, Nazi-saluting Elon Musk and chainsaw nutter Javier Milei.

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Nigel Farage's lavish '£700k' beach pad makeover after £5m gift from crypto tycoon Christopher Harborne

https://t.co/k5wEEWbCs1

[simon hewitt @simonhewittof]

Er….what? We should just leave a rich liar free to lie without challenge cos he owns X? Run that by me again…..!!

[Andrew Pierce @toryboypierce]

Yet again @Keir_Starmer has attacked @elonmusk for commenting on #henrynowak murder. So why is Starmer still using Musk’s twitter/x as are most of the Cabinet

[𝚁𝚒𝚣 @R12wan]

Let’s break this tragedy down 😭😂

1 - It’s “two-tier”, not “two tied”. The
education system is the first victim here.

2 - Your son pleaded guilty. That’s usually a clue he did it.

3 - “It didn’t hit anyone” is a strange defence. If I rob a bank but drop the money on the way out, I’m still getting arrested.

4 - Calling it a kangaroo court after a guilty plea is like calling a football match fixed because your defender scored 3 own goals.

3 - “He’s only 21.” A fully grown adult then.

4 - “He’s got a full-time job.” Brilliant. So he had something to lose and still decided launching traffic cones at police was a good career move.

5 - “Never been in trouble before.” Well congratulations, he’s popped his virginity.

6 - The judge didn’t remand him because he’s white. He remanded him because throwing things at police during disorder tends to be frowned upon and is ILLEGAL!

The funniest part is that this entire post reads like:

“My son committed the crime, admitted the crime, was filmed committing the crime, pleaded guilty to the crime… but somehow the real criminal is the judge.” 😭😂

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm still avoiding scrutiny like a thin-skinned unaccountable crybaby, so Laura Kuenssberg is having to put up with unelected gobshite, Zia Yusuf instead.
#BBCLauraK

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

Mohammed Zia Yusuf is asked repeatedly what is important "respecting the wishes of the Novak family" or his political stance.
He repeatedly responds "respecting the wishes" and carries on making his nonsensical points in direct conflict to Henry's family (who have REITERATED this weekend their position STANDS - They do NOT want Henry's death to be used to create division.)

Dreadful man.

[simon hewitt @simonhewittof]

What a load of bollocks. Reform are the richest party - large donations from foreign billionaires, one of whom is a committed fraudster. I wonder why they are so keen? What has Farrij promised them?

[June Slater @juneslater17]

Let's be honest, there was never any need for the circus to come to town in Makerfield.

They voted 2 years ago for that bloke in The red rosette and life went back to normal.
I can assure you this is an expense for Reform they can ill afford, they've just stood 5000 council candidates and had a bi election to fund in Gorton and Denton. Currently there they're already vetting councillors for next year's batch of elections . They've just won 4000 council seats and got a straight flush in Makerfield winning all 8 vacancies
Next door in St Helen's despite Andy Burnham helping Labour to campaign they lost 25 of their 27 seats
to Reform .💥
The Reform team are totally focused and chipping away at the veneer of power at a local level.
This election is one man's vanity project, a self serving politician that sees the vultures circling the carcass of a decidedly unpopular PM.

Any Burnham, talks about Makerfield like it's been repeatedly let down and can only be saved by him.

But but but it's been under Labour for 43 years 😳
Does Andy honestly think not mentioning Labour in his red board is fooling anyone .

The showcase version of Question Time helped Andy display his wares like an Avon lady to her regular clientele.

You'll not convince me that the audience wasn't 80% left wing.

Meanwhile Reform's novice Robert Kenyon surprised everyone with his calm demeanor his nervousness had and appeal the other sharks will never have.

He had the details too on the stuff that matters in Makerfield.. not the sleaze stirring by the host Fiona

The Greens understudy , mother Earth lactating her way through the show
Works in the charity sector
Bound to do, she looks typical of the breed.
She was only there because the first choice was bummed off because of antisemetism.

The Tory had the technique of a Betterware salesman too old to put the leg work in and coming out with Tory puns that no one was interested in.

The Lib Dem lost me when he crowed about how hard it was for him and his husband to buy a house..🙄
What does he do for a job

He's a professional fund raiser for a non profit Association of Liberal democrats Councillors
And yes he's a councillor too.
I found myself muttering ..get in the real world mate !

Andy has caused this unnecessary expense and upheaval. That in itself would make me vote against him.

Hopefully the people of Makerfield will see past the slick manoeuvring of Andy Burnham.
He's probably slavering somewhere right now at the thought of Larry the cat getting a new Northern daddy .

I'd be voting for handsome Rob from Reform for all the right reasons 👌🇬🇧

[simon hewitt @simonhewittof]

@SamanthaTaghoy Evidence? Or does your definition of taking the knee I nclude violence against police?

[simon hewitt @simonhewittof]

Great. But you don’t do that by grandstanding against the request of the victims parents, but by a proper approach to holding the police to account and changing the guidance they operate under where necessary

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

Imagine telling the police you’d been stabbed as your attacker stood by with his family.

The officer replies “I don’t think you have mate”.

The police handcuff you and read you your rights.

As you bleed to death.

RIP Henry.

We will work tirelessly to ensure nobody else suffers your fate.

[simon hewitt @simonhewittof]

….says “former adviser to Thatcher” who therefore judges himself to be a nonentity who has achieved nothing worth mentioning for over 3 decades…!

[Nile Gardiner @NileGardiner]

No one in Washington cares what you have to say @EdwardJDavey

You are a complete nonentity in America and in Britain too.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

@Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk Which must be due to me being in hiding to avoid questions about what the crypto billionaire gets in return for his £5 million and how I paid for the two houses I bought after receiving it.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Patriots are once again choosing to honour the memory of Henry Nowak by ignoring the wishes of his father and gathering in Southampton to express pure cold rage.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Reform's ex-Leader of Staffordshire Council, Ian Cooper, has been cleared of racism charges! Or to be precise, he was found to have been a white supremacist on his own time rather than being a white supremacist on behalf of the Council.
https://t.co/jHwVB33eD4

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

"Picturesque river polluted with sewage just 13 days after being given official bathing status."

Yep the River Avon at Salisbury was designated as a bathing spot on 15th May and just 13 days later on the 28th the EA have to issue a pollution warning due to E. coli levels. What a shambles.

https://t.co/nC3WWbwgt6

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Huge thanks once again to Laura Kuenssberg for not being so impolite as to ask Zia Yusuf about me hiding a £5 million gift, being paid to throw an election or dodgy house purchases.
#BBCLauraK

[Simon Schama @simon_schama]

This is a special kind of loathsomeness: a blend of historical deafness , grotesque stupidity, and comically ludicrous self- importance . As if the little people's rage against immigration somehow is superior to the war against the 3rd Reich and entitles this comic book nobody to lecture the actual heroes

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

We have removed the graphic but maintain that this legal action is politically motivated. Unlike the illegal use of the artwork to attack Andy Burnham, which was not politically motivated.

[simon hewitt @simonhewittof]

Anyone know where Farrij is hiding?

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Wow! What a story. You should see what Farage is up to.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

...and 17 of those councillors have already been sacked, resigned or defected.

[simon hewitt @simonhewittof]

@RscryptdT Not sure who you think I want to bow down to. But I am sure I am not interested

[simon hewitt @simonhewittof]

Clearly he doesn’t cos he keeps on opening his trap!

[Gracie💙 @Gracie_Blue89]

JD Vance understands the mood of the British people more than Keir Starmer