S. Hower

Howdy! My name is Simon Hower. I'm the inventor of the shower.

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@graveyardquy This is not what showers were invented for

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I wonder how these gold showers shower

[CNN @CNN]

The $25,000-a-night Royal Suite in Dubai's Burj Al Arab hotel has gold showers, a private elevator and a library -- and now it's opening to the public for tours. https://t.co/wS35tbDxgJ

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@DeepBrainChain Mohammed A. Lee

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"Showers are like the ugly step sister to baths. They get no love." ... who in the hell wrote this piece of crap @iamwellandgood?

https://t.co/KXl941bwiX

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Come have a shower with me too, @kimkardashian !
https://t.co/UzTRIP5EIT

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I've showered for 8 minutes and 23 seconds today.

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Just setting up my Twitter, before taking a shower. #myfirstTweet