Simon Hurd ✝️

Expert British Talk Show Host. Economist. Author of ‘Actually Great’

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@PewpewPaul @Iraqveteran8888 Ohhhhh wow a lot to unpack here. Pretty sure I’ve read about this in the @guardian before.

1. I’ve got a shared universal social bidet token for the tube, but it only works on Tuesdays and Thursday’s
2. They were handing out toilet paper at the Palestine rally last week!!!!!

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@PewpewPaul I’ve got aids

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@gun_coyote you wouldn’t even understand

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

God I miss Obama so much

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@PewpewPaul @Daniel_Lion_76 Don’t mock me

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@Daniel_Lion_76 @PewpewPaul Should be banned but won’t be because you’re obsession with freedom and four wheel drives

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@PewpewPaul @gun_coyote Do you believe in life after love?? Well do you?

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@gun_coyote @PewpewPaul I live in your head, jumping up and down singing Cher

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@PewpewPaul Oh god here we go again with this bloody racist, sexist, unjustified nonsense, look here Paul you don’t half need to just calm down and have a cup of tea

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

Racist

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i told this boy i had 2 bodies and he named 10 nggas i fcked i’m not in the mood.

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

They got a point they got a good point here hombres

Emma no that doesn’t work

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

Can you think of ONE

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@gun_coyote It’s just too bloody cheap! What the hell even is that a sniper scope for a hundred bloody flipping dollars!??? That’s insanity! You need to stop this right now, you’re reckless and arming criminals. You should be bloody ashamed of yourselves

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@realannapaulina Agreed 👍🏻

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

Whoever keeps reporting me, jog on you massive pillock, I’m allowed to walk where I want so what if it’s a cycle lane I don’t give a shit! London is crazy

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@PewpewPaul Correct me if I’m wrong but that’s extremely offensive and detractive

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

For those that know I’ve been on YouTube for years

[PewPewPaul @PewpewPaul]

@simonhurd33 @Mr_Gws_ You should really start a YouTube

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

I’m stunned that people care so much about about their Christmas dinner plans. Just do what I do, fish and chips. Easy, simple, nutritious, bloody lovely

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@PewpewPaul @Mr_Gws_ Come and give me a sub, like, maybe you’ll learn something or two

[Simon Hurd ✝️ @simonhurd33]

@PewpewPaul @Mr_Gws_ https://t.co/UfAjvLbC3i