Simon Walters

London-based finance director. Wants the world to know about Headline FD. Likely to tweet a corny joke when you least expect it. Follow @headlinefd

[Simon Walters @simonhwalters]

@aliceTTimes Wrong. The second decade of the century is not drawing to a close. It finishes in a year. The third decade starts on 1 January 2021.

[Simon Walters @simonhwalters]

BBC are idiots. Today was the 101st Armistice Day, not the 100th

BBC News - Armistice Day: Nation falls silent in remembrance for 100th time https://t.co/oL6o5mjKfR

[Simon Walters @simonhwalters]

Yeah, best hot salt beef this side of der heim. https://t.co/hN01CpErUd

[Lizee Barry ☕️🌚🍁✨ @lizeebarry]

Just took a pit stop between editing to get salt beef sandwiches from @B_K_saltbeefbar - the BEST 🙌🏻😋

[Simon Walters @simonhwalters]

https://t.co/zkymoagyyx. Well done @RestaurantClubX

[Simon Walters @simonhwalters]

Love your local: new restaurant loyalty scheme launches https://t.co/zkymoagyyx

[Simon Walters @simonhwalters]

@WHSmith What a scandal. My usual 79p Kitkat Chunky in Mill Hill just cost me 92p at Gatwick Airport:you should be ashamed at the price hike

[Jonathan Freedland @Freedland]

I've written about my sister Fiona and the extraordinary farewell gift she gave to those who loved her https://t.co/Kp2rLwQ7Aq

[Headline FD @headlinefd]

Our managing director @simonhwalters is proud to be featured in an @E4S_GEW2015 video: https://t.co/LNy3TTUWsO

[Headline FD @headlinefd]

@headlinefd is proud to be included in a newspaper article about inspiring the next generation; well done to @E4S_GEW2015 for its good work

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

A coffee table is not a table made out of coffee. Please RT to raise awareness. Thank you.

[Yitzchak Schochet @RabbiYYS]

This is amazing. She will have seen it all, lived through it all...
http://t.co/8vwklcu6id

[Simon Walters @simonhwalters]

A classic takeaway lunch today from @B_K_saltbeefbar - best nosh in London. Been eating their salt beef since 1968.

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

The Aussies may be good at home. But looks like they can't play a Broad.

[Simon Walters @simonhwalters]

Brilliant https://t.co/bWtSRJCWEy

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

04W24W0W04100000W40000110W020000401000W000000000101000011W0011200010040040000W1W30000000000000400000000000001004W: Aus innings in one tweet.

[Thanks For Franks @ThanksForFranks]

Stocking up on groceries? Don't forget we're online at @holland_barrett @HBFreeFrom: http://t.co/4PsIBN6NIJ #freefrom #granola

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

My top 3 roll dispensed kitchen items

1. Kitchen roll (1)
2. Cling film (2)
3. Silver foil (3)

*last years rankings in brackets