Simon Frazer

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@Apple I find it wild there is not a single soul in the Apple organisation globally who will respond despite FIVE months of contacting Apple.

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@Apple is there anyone globally who can help me with an App Developer issue? I have been having an ongoing issue for more than five months now and no one from Apple will speak with me.

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@xfm_community Fangs, but no fangs.

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@LoveTheShirt Is it true Ange isn’t here to fuck spiders?

*They’re Aussie - they’ll get it.

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@adamdnathan Stuart Broad wears a headband

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@xfm_community little Diddle Dodders!

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

Call me old fashioned, but I’d rather retain the urn than claim moral victories. #ashes

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@LoveTheShirt Would you take guaranteed top 4 if it meant every game this season, you had to use the toilet after Big Ange, who constantly smashes obscenely hot curries?

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

Surely, all you have to spray back to Stuart Broad is “you wear a headband” and you’ve won

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

Steve Smith’s cover drive

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

Most exciting signing since Van Der Vaart.

Looking forward to seeing how the deal collapses. #COYS

[Charlie Eccleshare @CDEccleshare]

Tottenham closing in on James Maddison deal. They remain in talks with Leicester but are heavy favourites to secure his signature, and agreement could be reached this week. Personal terms not thought to be an issue - Spurs offering v good package

https://t.co/Sa2wCCQ4iE

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@xfm_community “Oh that’s not cryptiiiic, that’s shiiiit.”

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@xfm_community “Rules? You say twat, muff and shit on air. Never mind rules!”

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

Never been prouder to be an Aussie Spurs fan #COYS

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

We are delighted to announce the appointment of Ange Postecoglou as our new Head Coach on a four-year contract 🤍

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@LoveTheShirt Why are we such a dogshit club?

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@TheExtraInch we need Angeball ASAP

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@Pe_ter_tur_ner @adamdnathan Fair, I take your points. The Scum signed Wenger from Japan, United signed Ferguson from Aberdeen. History suggests it could work.

[Simon Frazer @simonjfrazer]

@adamdnathan You might be right. He’s heard that everywhere he’s gone though, and continues to defy the critics.