Simon Gage

I hereby swear I will show off about my cover-story celebrity journalism and giddy showbiz lifestyle while skating over all flaws and failings, so help me God.

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The night Liza went to a gay sex club with Madonna and Naomi Campbell... https://t.co/e9bCLhNfRd

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I'm trying this authory thing, you know, to have a portfolio of work. Check me/it out... https://t.co/SRdoHgv7AL

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@astorey88 Anyway, nice to have a civilised debate. Have a good Sunday.

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@astorey88 I think it would be difficult not to disagree with a Trump who asserts Ukraine started an invasion of their own country. But she did say Putin has to be part of the conversation so she didn’t disagree with him in that.

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@astorey88 Because you attacked the Labour minister for not answering questions designed to get her to criticise Trump for speaking to Putin.

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@astorey88 So you’re against Labour criticising Trump in opposition but in favour of them criticising him when in government?

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@astorey88 Opposition is different from government.

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@GMB Never mind a photographer getting £60k for doing what photographers have always done, how much is Andrew Pierce getting for recycling old, inaccurate stores? More than that...

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Going through some old - very old - cuttings, I came across my first ever interview for a national newspaper with Mariah Carey! How funny was she? How funny was I? How much were you allowed to get away with in those days?

https://t.co/6H9JEVGuLP

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Hacked! Hey everyone, my Facebook and Instagram accounts have been hacked. Don’t respond to anything that pretends to come from me. ‘Cause it ain’t me. Over and out.

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@AliceLutyens Hey Alice, how exciting! I have something for you. How shall I get it to you?

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How I blew having Tom Hardy as my best friend in the world… https://t.co/kMgMexUwPW

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@BBCPolitics Stop saying’OK’ every two seconds, presenter woman.

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@deralboykin Hey, we are journalists from London covering Pride with VisitLA. We are staying in the Moxy and would love to come to Velvet Tsunami. Do you have press tickets? I can send you links to our work. Thanks, Simon

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@D4Hummingbird @BasedMusicDad @jk_rowling I know, right? How dare minorities want the same rights as us!

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@PBS I’d rather have adverts than this endless begging for money. Or use the BBC model…

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@GMB Rishi Sunak had an ordinary upbringing? He went to Winchester College, which costs £50,000 a year. Is that ordinary?

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'So, what would happen if you were found face down in soil by Dior?' Galliano before the dowfall... https://t.co/Npg6JkgsfP

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Adele in the raw... from her first ever interview to superstardom https://t.co/aIx1GLPSin