Simon Marshall

former cricketer turned commercial surveyor INSTAGRAM - @simonmarshall214

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@faf1307 Nothing that the GHDs didn’t sort out after the game @faf1307

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@Neston_CC The mighty @gosnellscc what a club 👍

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

THIS IS INSANE!!! WHAT A LEG OF DARTS!!

MICHAEL SMITH HITS A NINE DARTER!! 🤯😲

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@IKEAUKSupport @Taskrabbit Yes thank you

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@IKEAUK your @Taskrabbit service is a complete joke. Second no show in 2 days!

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@IKEAUK @Taskrabbit @IKEAUK @Taskrabbit how am I supposed to speak to anyone?

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@IKEAUK @Taskrabbit This is just like Uber - taskers accept your jobs then just cancel when they get a higher value opportunity.

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@IKEAUK @Taskrabbit Still no good. Had another tasker accept and cancel today! No-one to speak to @Taskrabbit and the chat is disabled. Totally useless!

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@taskrabbit and another no show this morning, cancelled at 15 minutes notice. What a joke.

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@Taskrabbit disgraceful service - taskers who don’t turn up and lie about having tried, followed by promises of rearrangement and then next day cancellation. Absolute joke of a company.

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@YourConveyancer how do I get to speak to an actual person? We have been waiting for weeks for you to instruct the TSB to release funds on our re-mortgage but no one will answer the phone and no one responds to emails…..?!

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@Cheets18 @PaddyMcGuinness Dedication Stephen, dedication.

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@kylehogg22 You can chuck Ashley Cole and Big Dunc on too!

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@JonDavies689908 Cheshire U17s many years ago. Very enjoyable times.

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

To all resi estate agents - if you have, as you all seem to, “lists of motivated buyers” in my area, why don’t you get off your lazy arses and arrange to act for one of them, ‘buy side’, instead of spamming me with junk mail about what a great job you would do selling my house.

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

Having a full face of makeup does not qualify as a reason not to wear a mask in the supermarket. Take note middle age women of Altrincham, Hale, Bowdon etc etc.

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@MCRMetrolink Do you police it?

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@MCRMetrolink are face coverings still ‘a condition of travel’? About 10% of passengers wearing them from my observations and never seen anyone policing it. You might want to think about that given the current climate….?

[Simon Marshall @simonjmarshall]

@kylehogg22 Disgusting that he thinks it appropriate to make a joke out of the turmoil of peoples’ livelihoods.