Simon Mitton

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117-114 Usyk

Ready for the draw to be announced and do it all again 🙄

#FuryUsyk

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@Ian_M1 Hagler and Hearns wouldn’t have stood for this nonsense

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All this for 36 mins of holding and pushing 🥱 #FuryUsyk

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@TavernFootball

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Turns out after years of experimenting with balance of eggs, flour and milk, the secret to a perfect toad in the hole is a couple of pints and 2/3s of a bottle of white wine 🤷‍♂️

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@cheltcanary This is what happens when you get promoted in September, you kinda lose focus a bit 🤷‍♂️

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This popping up on the #ncfc thread 😂

How much wrong can you fit on one tweet? 👍

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Four players in the area with arms outstretched after that went in off the head of man totally unmarked on the penalty spot.

Which suggests no-one has a fucking clue what they’re meant to be doing at corners. #ncfc

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😂👏

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

GOAL! Liverpool take the lead through Suarez!

Sorry, force of habit, through Curtis Jones. 1-0

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Put out whatever XI, fine. But there’s no justification for putting two keepers on the bench? What a great message for young players coming up. We think so little of you we’d rather carry two ‘keepers than give you a chance #ncfc

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

Our @EmiratesFACup lineup 👇

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Could all the Joneses please slow down and let David Moyes keep up

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Well that happened quick 😂

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TalkSPORT commentators asking “how will Norwich play Bamford?”

It’s probably safest to just leave him to it, isn’t it?

(Cue Bammy hattrick 🙈)

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TalkSPORT commentators asking “how will Norwich play Bamford?”

It’s probably safest to just leave him to it, isn’t it?

(Cue Bammy hattrick 🙈)

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@StewartLewis2 @NCFC_Nath I’d love the Dolphins to be within 3 but I have a bad feeling - against a good team in extreme weather, two thing the fins haven’t dealt with well in recent times!

I think the Lions-Rams matchup is the most intriguing of the weekend, closely followed by the cowboys-packers.

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These are so good! 👏

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Game’s gone

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Can’t get battered by Liverpool if Rovers have already knocked us out. Wagner’s a genius! #ncfc

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You’d think the EFL would have been able to stagger the scheduled EBay tweets from them and every club in the league so it didn’t look quite so spammy!

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@SkySportsNFL Phoebe all day and twice on Sunday. If only because of the QB, if you can’t pick the MVP you can’t win this, but also WR corps is stronger.

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@sam_stork It needs to be killed before it breeds!

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Blimey, lads, it’s in the bag now for sure #FinsUp

[Joe Schad @schadjoe]

Miami Dolphins reveal end zone painting in advance of AFC East Championship Game. #MIAvsBUF

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