simon jordan

LIFE IS GOOD

[FUNNY DROPS @toondrops]

Pinkcome Tax

[Barça 1899 Stats @barca1899stats]

WOW! So Perez actually gave Vini 🇧🇷 what he wanted: the same fixed gross salary as Mbappe 🇫🇷? 🤯

Before the renewal, Vini was reportedly earning €25M fixed + €12.5M in bonuses = €37.5M gross per season.

After the renewal: €31.25M fixed + €18.75M in bonuses = €50M gross per season.

Mbappe: €31.25M fixed + €40.4M in bonuses = €71.67M gross per season, according to Capology estimates.

So Vini and Mbappe now have the same fixed salary, but Mbappe still earns significantly more overall because of the bonuses linked to joining on a free transfer.

Man, when you include bonuses, Bernardo Silva is actually earning almost as much as Bellingham. Trent is making €6.7M more than Bellingham, and Konate is on €20.84M as well. What the hell are these wages? 😭

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Airtel has completed testing Starlink’s satellite phone service in Kenya, allowing ordinary phones to connect directly to satellites for WhatsApp, calls and M-Pesa where there is no network.

The service is awaiting government approval before launch.

[Ageless 🔱 @ageless_liege]

@simonjordan1005 Bro the trailer was more interesting than the movie 😭

[simon jordan @simonjordan1005]

@ageless_liege i just started and stopped after seeing impractical invisble threat. people are actualy paying to watch this shit, its a mediocre movie

[Kenyan Wall Street @kenyanwalstreet]

Cuba Houghton, a Kenyan economist and public finance practitioner, argues that Kenya's next Finance Cabinet Secretary could have a greater influence on the country's economic future than the next president, given the government's mounting debt, limited revenue space, and rising expenditure pressures.

He explores why the 2027 election should focus not only on political leadership but also on credible plans to manage public debt, reform taxation, clear pending bills, and deliver essential services within Kenya's financial constraints.

Read more –https://t.co/LLhXSQVh8K

[The Griffins @thatfamilyguyy]

Stewie on steroids 🏋️

[We Love Cartoons @WeLove_CarToons]

Pink Therapist 😅 😂 .

[Franchise 🎳 @franchisexcl]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Emirate's kid♡ @stoiczy]

@Footballera0 Vini team must have told Real Madrid « we will not beg you. Give our client what he wants or we call Andrea Berta back »

Don’t waste our time, we have a community shield to win @realmadriden

[simon jordan @simonjordan1005]

@Tintinchilds @Emjenny605 making double high profile signings in one window is impossible

[Buchi Laba @Buchi_Laba]

Welcome to Arsenal, Bruno Guimaraes 🔴⚪️.

This is why I believe he’s the best signing of the season.

[Sky Sports @SkySports]

Bruno Guimaraes is ready to be Arsenal's 'warrior' 💪🔴

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🗣️ Bruno Guimarães on why he joined Arsenal. "Since the first time I spoke to Berta and Mikel, I was excited. I just felt inside of me that I need a new challenge in my life and I think to be an Arsenal player is going to be an exciting challenge in my life.

"After playing two World Cups, I’m at the point of my life [where] I need a challenge like this. I want to win trophies, I want to make history and I think I’m in the right place to do it.

"I’m so excited to start. We have tough games to play this season, so the squad is going to be very, very important and I’m hopeful we can achieve our dreams."

[Bruno Guimarães @brunoog97]

Thank you Geordies.

Just a heartfelt thank you to the fans, Eddie Howe and his staff, all the players, directors, owners and everyone who works at the club for a period filled with happiness and achievements.

It was beautiful to live these nearly five years with you all. 🖤🤍 @NUFC

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Airtel Kenya has received a 25-year operating licence from the Communications Authority, replacing its temporary permit that was due to expire in January 2027.

The licence ends years of regulatory uncertainty over the telco's operations in Kenya.