Simon Plumb

🇬🇧 🇺🇸 Proptech payments leader. #payments #proptech #fintech #afc and golf nut.

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

🚨 Hi everyone. To celebrate Arsenal’s title win I'll be giving away THREE 'Champions' prints by the brilliant @matthewjiwood to three random winners

- Simply repost this to enter

Winners picked on Saturday.

(If you're not feeling lucky the prints - and loads of others - can be found here: https://t.co/718xYZwECf)

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A farmer dies in April 2026.

His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847.

The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle.

On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify.

In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable.

The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft.

The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let.

A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up.

The Treasury collects £140,000.

The land never produces British food again.

[Simon Plumb @simonjplumb]

@Only1tommo 1982

[Simon Plumb @simonjplumb]

@baldridgecpa So true, their tech is awful but offering is brilliant.

[Simon Plumb @simonjplumb]

@charles_watts That might be the best way for him to find out!

[Gunners @Gunnersc0m]

Some things age better than others…

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

The incredible scenes outside the Emirates as Arsenal win their first Premier League title in 22 years… 🤯👏🏼

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Congrats @Arsenal The best team won it this season. 👏🏻

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

TONIGHT IS FOR US.

and then will come the receipts.

[Chaz 🫧 🦁🦁🦁 @chazwhu98]

Excited for Millwall away cos I’ll get stabbed and won’t have to support West Ham anymore

[Simon Plumb @simonjplumb]

@ForAntilly @rickygervais Great choice!

[Layth @laythy29]

Declan Rice has been superb again tonight for Arsenal as he has been all season. It absolutely beggars belief he’s not Player of the Season

[Simon Plumb @simonjplumb]

@6thiagoat From a Liverpool fan.. you guys murdered 39 Juventus fans and got English clubs banned from Europe.

[Simon Plumb @simonjplumb]

@LauraKirk12 I want Arteta to invite Arsene into the changing room before CL final so he can deliver a this is my fucking club speech like the photographer.

[Simon Plumb @simonjplumb]

@donnod6519 @sharrond62 😂

[Simon Plumb @simonjplumb]

@SkySportsNews Fuck Off Jimmy Floyd Hasselcunt

[Simon Plumb @simonjplumb]

@BBCSport Amazing how the people with the most followers seem to make it through the major marathon ballots each time.

[Simon Plumb @simonjplumb]

@wsusportsunion @sharrond62 @parkrun Why are there women on this thread trying to make things worse for other women? I don’t get it!! The men have a category of their own why don’t the women??

[Simon Plumb @simonjplumb]

@Politicalzilla @livgolf_league This aged well.... 🤣🤣

[Simon Plumb @simonjplumb]

@Richard56370536 @jamesdavis6939 Easy for you to say Richard, doesn't affect you.