Simon Wadsworth

He's Chameleon , Comedian, Corinthian and Caricature

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@Cantona_Collars A easily

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@jonmikesav8 And how do you know Anderson doesn’t want to be at United. We haven’t put in a bid for him. He hasn’t spoken about his preference

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@ammandev Who do you drop from the 99 or 2008

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@Rory_Tealeaf @AlternativeMUFC It’s easily the best part of the season, the minute we get a win I think oh great we will be getting a video

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@MUFCMemorabilia They were far too powerful for us

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@Nedk30 Sorry Ned it’s 21 7x3

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@MxZvGx_ And just because he likes to sleep with young boys, you’re not going to let that put you off are you Bas

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@Nedk30 Sorry Ned you have 2 legs

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@Nedk30 Sorry Ned it’s eight as all the colours are written in their colour apart from white

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@MxZvGx_ 12 years old his perfect age

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@JamesHReeve The union flag is upside down

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@Nedk30 What are you talking about it’s Linda Rondstat

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@OllieHolt22 Is that Max from Max and Paddy

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@ammandev Why are you bothered about spurs.

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@GaryJamesWriter And if you remember Gary when you couldn’t even beat us once.

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@TraderReuben Is that your cheat team

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@Oletrain Shushhhh you’re embarrassing

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@gordonhill54 Isn’t that what VAR is for

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@ImpressionistAL It’s about elite mentality and why the standards were so high when he was at the club. If you don’t agree with him it’s your standards that are low

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@utdsnaps Not even close