Simon Kenis🐀

Rat enthusiast/sympathizer. Discordian. Mr. Game and Watch main. Occasional Game and Watcher.

[Simon Kenis🐀 @SimonKenis]

In Vroom Vroom by Charli xcx and SOPHIE the lyrics say vroom vroom before the sentence but in my mind it was always behind the sentence vroom vroom my final message burn twitter to da modafukin ground

[Simon Kenis🐀 @SimonKenis]

Asking the Monkey's Paw for a significant other whos into noise music and the paw just goes "ah damn good one"

[うーたんの生き物用垢 @uuutaaan00]

人間の指、おいしーね

[Simon Kenis🐀 @SimonKenis]

I wonder what they called Einstein before they found out he was all smart.

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MMe when I'm eaating the mulch that only tastes good when your based and goated: yum yum

[Simon Kenis🐀 @SimonKenis]

some days ... wiping my ass?? ... HELL ON EARTH ... still I persevere

[Masayuki Tsuda @MasayukiTsuda2]

２匹のネズミを飼い始めたカナダ人が、ミニカーを運転させるとネズミのストレスが抑えられるという研究を知り、ネズミたちに前進と右折と左折のできる電動のミニカーを与えて、運転を覚えさせたという動画 ©emperorsofmischief

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Why do I need to click 600 buttons to interact with a twote now… who is in charge???

[Simon Kenis🐀 @SimonKenis]

Easy peasy testy squeezy

[Lisa @Lisa_West_Pix]

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Pee ain't vegan

[🫲🐁氣舞辻無礼🐀🫱 @nzm_arm_13km]

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[Elmo @elmo]

@FlavorFlav Elmo and Mr. Flavor Flav are besties for the resties! And that's what the Olympics are all about, coming together and making new friends! Ha ha ha! Elmo loves you! 🙌🫶🥇❤️

[Simon Kenis🐀 @SimonKenis]

A movie about a gen Alpha who starts working in a Chinese restaurant in Paris and instantly dies of laughter