Simon Kofkin-Hansen

Automation and cloud platform of tech, travel, F1 and arsenal fc. Opinions are my own.

[Sakib Arain @SakibArain]

The Simpsons predicting #civilwar2021 and riots in America They’ve done it again

[Jon M. Taggart @jonmtaggart]

"Do you own a chainsaw?"
"Indeed."
"Can you cut down this 2ft dia, 80ft pine tree for me, please?"
"Where is it?"
"At my house........... but the house is just 3ft away to the left & a shed 1ft away to the right.
You need to miss both of them. .........Can you do it?
yes indeed..

[Simon Kofkin-Hansen @simonkh]

😄

[Simon Kofkin-Hansen @simonkh]

@andrewbarnes666 @Microsoft @Xbox Are you sure thats for the kids Andy ...

[Simon Kofkin-Hansen @simonkh]

Speaks for itself

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

#FridayThoughts #eleccion2020 https://t.co/EP5YzBwJdM

[Simon Kofkin-Hansen @simonkh]

Classic

[DrewFrog @DrewFrogger]

I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that

[Keith Townsend @CTOAdvisor]

You want an idea of the internal cost of a POC? Our study of the @VMware public cloud options is a pretty close approximation. We spent about $65K in labor. You must account for this productivity cost when considering a POC.

[Football Mumble @football_mumble]

Brilliant!

[David G Simpson @davesimpsonIBM]

How @IBM #Cloud provided @censornet with fast, scalable IT security services using physical and virtual cloud servers https://t.co/zOgzlEEr2U

[Simon Kofkin-Hansen @simonkh]

@jesseproudman I have over 300 dv tapes to do. I might just use digitizing service

[David G Simpson @davesimpsonIBM]

Financial institutions and regulated industries continuously deal with risk, security and compliance. @IBM Cloud for VMware Regulated Workloads can help address such gaps in cloud and app workloads. https://t.co/zhWo8Wyapm

[theCUBE @theCUBE]

Simon Kofkin-Hansen on what data movement in 2020 will look like.
@simonkh @IBM @stu @theCUBE #VeeamON #theCUBE #IBM #EnterpriseTech #VMware #IBMCloud #Veeam #CloudConnect #hybrid

[IBM News @IBMNews]

IBM today announced several global banks, including BNP Paribas, adopt IBM Cloud for Financial Services, advancing the company's collaboration with Bank of America. Learn more: https://t.co/WPKd1G5oek

[Keith Townsend @CTOAdvisor]

I read a book about becoming a waiter. However, employers wouldn’t hire me. They said my server certificate was self-signed.

[Simon Kofkin-Hansen @simonkh]

Great job @SimonLong_

[Simon Long ☁️ @SimonLong_]

Meet my latest #vCommunity project: Comparison: Pubilc Cloud-Hosted – VMware Cloud Foundation Services

Includes details of the following services:
・@vmwarecloudaws
・@GCPcloud
・@IBMcloud
・@OracleCloud
・@Azure

🔗: https://t.co/ePVsdcfsy1

#vCommunity #vExpert

[Simon Kofkin-Hansen @simonkh]

This is criminal how can they get away with this. Colleges need to adjust this and adapt to the changing world 🌎 we now live in

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

JUST IN: Harvard announces all course instruction will be taught online for the 2020-21 academic year.

Undergraduate tuition of $49,653 remains the same.