Simon Kimbrell

Father of 3, lover of most sports. Usually found on a football pitch, golf course, in front of a TV or laptop (or occasionally the cooker) #Geek

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@Froggy123Steve Haha Gary beat me to it. No sympathy for the club, players, coaches etc but a lot of sympathy for the fans who've been let down massively by those involved. Hope they are compensated for any expenses they've occurred and the club should issue an apology to them

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2 votes to go, this is awkward... #Eurovisión2026

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Austria, our gracious hosts. Another one who knows a good metal worker and got a good deal on some black bin bags. It's like a stag do on acid with a random guitar player thrown in, even though there's no guitar in the music?
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Romania.... Bought a job lot of LEDs from B&Q and outfits from a motorcycle shop. Like Temu Christina Scabbia, more fire, lights that are going to leave me twitching all night. Choke me! #Eurovisión2026

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Norway... Nice dungarees, looks like he got drunk, fell asleep and his mates got the permanent markers out.
Catchy song, the band clearly wanted to blend into the background. Not a lot of time spent on lyrics i see. Ya ya ya ya might do well #Eurovisión2026

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Italy... Sounds like the soundtrack to a terrible B movie from the 70s. I don't think we need to worry about Rome hotel prices next May.
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Cyprus going down the Polish milk maid route.... Distract from the song/singing by looking hot and doing our best Shakira impression
Bottom 5 for me i think. More flames, get ready with the extinguishers
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Sweden, is she in disguise? Doesn't want mum to know it's her?? Maybe it's to stop her spitting on the microphone? Decent song, might do well #Eurovisión2026

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Lithuania... Did anyone remember Bicentennial man with robin Williams? I'm guessing that's the inspiration? He's going to need a lot of baby wipes to get that off. #Eurovisión2026

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Poland.... She clearly knows a good metal worker although if she bends over that could get quite painful.
She's got a great voice though. Not a genre of music i thought would be big in Poland. Could do well. #Eurovisión2026

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Finland...i always think Finns all just look like Mika Hakkinen, Kimi Raikkonen or Valteri Bottas, so it's a nice variation to get an Italian waiter and violin playing white witch... Could win, it's good. Not if her hair or violin catch fire though.. #Eurovisión2026

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@Ambriel42 Absolutely... No argument there, but that's not a major selling point.

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France... Her dress makes her look like she's got legs like a spider. She can hit some high notes though, I'm currently shielding my glass just in case.
Like a lot of things french though, style over substance. Nil points #Eurovisión2026

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Moldova... Wearing the international dialling code and saying Moldova a lot in case you forgot who they represent. Like folk music meets vanilla ice. Nice man bun. Can see this being in some tourism video soon... #Eurovisión2026

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UK..... What can i say, we clearly don't want to host it next year. Looks like Temu Howard Jones, with lyrics where they just said pick a random word that rhymes.... Nice jump suit and DMs #Eurovisión2026

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Croatia...i hope those wash off or they'll be in trouble at their day jobs this week. Night sisters of Dathomir anyone? (Forgive the star wars reference) #Eurovisión2026

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Bulgaria, catchy, chorus from hell.... Dancers look like they raided a charity shop. #Eurovisión2026

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Czechia.... This act sponsored by Windolene. Although the kid looks like he found his dad's old "Soul glo" bottle in the bathroom cabinet before he came on... #Eurovisión2026

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Malta.... Looks like he's about to whip his trousers off and jump on some poor woman's lap in the front row. Terrible song, great hair #Eurovisión2026

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Serbia... It's like watching a John Boorman movie but no Helen Mirren or Liam Neeson to distract from the theatre of it. Another bizarre one, taking the gimp outfits back to the sex shop on Monday #Eurovisión2026