Simon Lawson

Actor. Photographer of people. Lover of Quotes and other things.

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

@bencrystal it's my staple motivation offering! Glad you're back to enjoy them and sorry I missed you.

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

@PetSupermarket1 offers you a 1 in 10 chance to win your basket for free! https://t.co/COXafnt1OQ via @luckycycle

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

Who knew gardening could be so much fun @Louibatley

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

Sort your act out...
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[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

@AgentJessJones @verityandviolet I may need to start being more productive!

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

Pure graft @verityandviolet http://t.co/tbPXNWnG9h

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

Floods? Pah!

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

Anyone seen my ball?? @Louibatley

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

Dear Press, this is a typical Tuesday at Pharaoh's Island between March and October, don't feel too sorry for us!

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

@AndyMoss @Louibatley just teaching the boys how to doggy paddle, not going down very well.

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

What do you have to do to get a taxi around here? @Louibatley

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

It's worse than I thought, I hope she comes back up... @Louibatley

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

@babyparsnip @Louibatley - Oh mango...

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

I'm livid at the blatant lack of respect for Jason Grimshaw.

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

@GemSurtees I might just hold onto the record! X

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

@GemSurtees I will be happy and sad in equal measure if you make it.

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

@GemSurtees more rummed up than by a Batley-Lawson rumming?

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

@GemSurtees @louibatley they're always between the pear drops and the Everton mints.

[Simon Lawson @simonlawson23]

If you don't know how to use the 'crop' tool, you definitely need to stick some undies on...