Simon Lyons

Author, ‘The last weekend in Wonderland’ out now.

[Simon Lyons @simonlyonsbooks]

Amazing review of my new novel ‘The last weekend in Wonderland’ by @molly_tie editor of @punktuation_mag .

https://t.co/sP1KMfQpJj

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@Chelsearory Whilst trying to save the Bridge we were also taking over Highbury😁

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@DaleVince @T4Plive You should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky 😀

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@leekern13 Globalise KFC

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@joshxhowie I’ve got serious man flu, please send sympathy😬

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@zarahsultana Before you cut all ties with Israel please could you make arrangements to replace the 15% of NHS prescription drugs they supply😬

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@RachelRileyRR Well done and thoroughly well deserved. I
Haven’t even got the freedom of my living room😂

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@lmharpin Up coming chant “ Are you Maccabi Haifa in disguise”😂. In all seriousness the Haifa club should sue Corbyn for defamation

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@lmharpin “‘Maccabi Haifa’? I did actually see a game at their fine stadium behind the trai station in 1982 and I must confess I did witness a fan throwing his falafal at the linesman and fair dues, the opposition ( Netanya I think) forward was miles offside😂

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@CaptainSensible @RebellionFest Glad to see at least one other person who was at the Weeley festival is in town😄

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@IanHunterdotcom I haven’t forgotten your or your old muckers. My work uniform 😄

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@BBCMOTD I was flying home from holiday in whilst my team Chelsea qualified for the CL. Watched MOTD as soon as in got home. I’d have watched it even if Kermit the frog was presenting it. You are deluded if you think presenters and pundits are the reason we fans tune in .

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@JulieHamill @nickcave NIck Cave asked me to buy him a beer back stage at the Albert hall after a Costello concert in 1999 as he didn’t realise it was a pay bar and had no money on him. Costello ‘s minder Paddy ( the plank) Callaghan who’d invited me gave him a real verbal lashing😂

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@CaptainSensible @PavGardenCafe Happy birthday to my fellow Weeley festival veteran 😀🎸

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@JulieHamill Al Greens ‘Let’s stay together’ was a staple when I first went to discos and was the signal for me to hide in the toilet to avoid the inevitable humiliation of being turned down by a prospective partner😢

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@JulieHamill I went to a 1970’s East End boys ‘sink’ comprehensive. No disco, no slow dances, just lots of punch ups😬

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@onlyapound Should have mentioned Kai Havetz and ‘Country house’. That would have had him looking back in anger😀

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Honoured to be helping to put this gig on the this afternoon, a few tickets remaining for this unique opportunity to see, hear and meet a Mott the Hoople legend.

[Morgan Fisher @morgan_fisher]

🎹Nov 30, 1:30pm.
My solo show at FIDDLER'S ELBOW, Chalk Farm!
For the 50th anniversary of "The Hoople" I'll play and sing the entire album+rare tracks from our history (including the post-Ian Mott).
Also stories, rare photos, videos and Q&A!
Don't miss!
https://t.co/Cwu2umN0ql

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Mott the Hoople fans, the one and only @morgan_fisher will be performing The Hoople album Saturday Nov 30th at the Fiddlers Elbow , Camden. Are you going to be there, you’ve got your invite😀

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@Melvinodoom Good luck Melvin.

[Jo Caulfield @Jo_Caulfield]

Out. Booze. Camden. 💚